Week 139 Observations
Week One Hundred and Thirty-Nine has been completed.
Sunday
To celebrate Minako's termination, (Suki) has (James) over for some alone time. Maybe we should terminate more of her friends for the free show.
(Watson) likes to pretend his world doesn’t end where ever (Sherlock) says it does.
(America) likes to pretend now that he cares for (England) instead of actually showing long term care.
Oh (Joshua) you’re such an optimistic little being, we doubt it is for real though.
Deer. IN SPACE.
No one cares, (Castiel).
Spoiler to (Conrad), look at the observation above this one.
(Rainbow Dash) is slowly adapting to her human environment, soon she will haul around things for people before being turned into glue.
Note to self: (Ty Lee) gets tossed to Reavers next.
Followed by a bunch of people floating, except for (Aikaiwa). Who is hilarious.
Monday
(Dick) and (Babs) float around in their scandalous relationship. Circling, circling, circling about.
(Gabriel) will be Dorkon or whatever now. Need to do research.
(Komui)'s guilt, though justified, is becoming tedious to watch. Will someone just do what he asks for and beat him senseless for being a pathetic failure?
(Milla) angsts and hides it from (Sasha). Because she doesn’t want to admit she enjoyed being a primal, killing, flesh eating machine.
Thank you.
Tuesday
After getting horribly murdered by Reavers, (Remi) is finally back. (Yukina) shouldn't have patched her up. She's still pretty badly wounded, but not enough to keep her nose out of (Patchouli)'s business by asking (John) private, sensitive information.
(Emilia) offers to give (Steve Rogers) a token of her gratitude. Don't take it, (Steve), she'll run before you get your turn and leave you with a case of blue balls. Just ask (Harry D) or (Howard Link).
Also, everyone complained about lack of gravity or needing a medic. There we go. Week summerized. Also (Doc Scratch) being a puppet?
IRONY. THE PUPPET MASTER IS MERELY A PUPPET. <>
Wednesday
Mysterious requiem letters are sent out.
(Kenzi) never got the chance to go to prom so (Watson) gave her a special night!
We figured that was the best spot to pull you from (Lucy) before we revived you. That way you remember everything.
(Hei), (Lucy)....JUST FUCKING BONE EACH OTHER ALREADY! You know what they say about psychos in the sack, right?
Oh ho ho! (Hei) wants to kill (NIi)? Not satisfied with seeing the guy get killed by little (Maka), are ya? Maybe now we finally got that killer instinct of yours out in the open, eh Black Reaper?
(Heather) is probably feeling out of place. We understand. She got caught in a gear and thus a late arrival.
Everyone throw rocks at (Vriska)! She’s just throwing a pity party. ::::)
We’d give it a 8.5 (Izaya). Would’ve been more had you actually faceplanted.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, (Nepeta).
Piggy or (Rin) is back from the slaughterhouse. If (Archer) was smart, he’d make ‘bacon’ while she’s weak, if you catch our drift.
(Asura) should go back to letting his clowns DJ. It’s way better that way.
(Alessa) has more scars to add to her pity circle. (Sasha) might do some extra mothering this week.
(Sylar) and (Tyki) seem to be getting along. Maybe a little too well. We’re not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing. Either way, it keeps them occupied.
(Lucas) rolls out the pedo board to any kids that want to come play with him while they are helpless and defenseless in this anti-gravity.
Thursday
(Dean) takes comfort in his abusive gay lover (Castiel) who has to beat sense into him even for a simple healing and to get his leg fixed. This is only after he tries to make himself a father figure to (Alessa) by reprimanding her. Hypocrite!
(Sherlock) should not be allowed to bond with emo boys in too much eyeliner.
(Bucky)’s getting pretty old if he can’t even tell what day it is. Won’t be long before his kids throw him into the old folk’s home. At least he decides not to let (Komui) take his severed arm away to fix, saving us the task of watching (Komui) frantically hump machinery in zero G. Those bony buttocks thrusting ruin lunch every time.
We tried reading (Matthew) and (Sherlock)’s extensive banter, but it got so long and booooring. From what we can tell (Matthew) has a raging boner to pick with (Sherlock) and won’t go away until he butts out.
Ever stare at people like (Wanda) and wonder how those flesh mounds would work in zero-gravity. Ta-Da.
(Misaka) is doing it again. Stop giving the idiots lessons.
(Soubi), (Doc Scratch) and (Sebastian) have invented a new game; pedomon. (Sebastian) was winning till we terminated all his little boys. Woopsie.
(Colin) and (Stephanie) are doing a little mid-air tang-oh, oh god, harder. Harder (Colin). Things are certainly heating up.
Today with the (Harry P) boy. Tribble feeding! Because that’s real entertaining. It’s okay. Daddy’s coming to the rescue. Or maybe we’ll terminate him for your boring behavior.
(Mello) thinks the ‘fashion’ he was eaten in is messy. We agree. Those clothes are so yesterday. He’s putting on a fashion show. Oh, woe is the artist at work.
(Allen) gets bored and uses his pet golem as a ball ,bouncing it off the wall until it becomes dizzy and uncooperative.
Friday
(Fujino) asks for an ice pack, as she got a black eye from accidentally getting smacked by her tits. No, seriously. She did.
(Lucas Lee) and (Matthew) in no gra-vi-ty. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
(Kenzi), why do all of the boys you like decide that they wanna do the nasty with their best friends instead?
(PM) offers everyone a job at the postal office they have. Who would ever want to work for her?
(Harry D) has finally lost it. Hanging around (Komui) will do that to you. He’s even talking to himself.
We finally let (Jack) out of the dog house for being a good boy.
(Superman) is taking death rather lightly and even joking about it. We’re surprised there isn’t even a mob outside his suite.
Way to take something childish and fun and completely ruin it (Lili).
Think we broke (Terezi). Suggestion to take away her tongue.
Saturday
(Remila) and (Patchouli) get drunk and break every one’s ears by singing Beethoven. Make it stoooop.
(Ty Lee) shows us that even little girls can creep out (Accelerator). She'll get in your head, man. SHE'LL GET IN YOUR HEAD!
(Raven) is actually saying something intelligent for once. Amazing.
Oh (Marie). Not on the carpet. Bad Blondie, bad.
Speaking of intelligent, don’t look towards (Remus) for an example. The idiot managed to stick himself to the ceiling. Why did you even think that would work?
(Sollux) finally realizes that all that power of smarts means nothing without some way to use it when you don’t have a way to use it.
Processing...
Terminated:
[OOC: Hey guys, just a reminder, anything in parentheses is a room number, not a name. We're just not willing to torture you (or ourselves) by putting in the room numbers instead of the names. They won't understand who the observation is about unless they know the room number. Room numbers are on collars, so not hard to figure out, but keep this in mind for new arrivals or faces they haven't met yet.]
Sunday
To celebrate Minako's termination, (Suki) has (James) over for some alone time. Maybe we should terminate more of her friends for the free show.
(Watson) likes to pretend his world doesn’t end where ever (Sherlock) says it does.
(America) likes to pretend now that he cares for (England) instead of actually showing long term care.
Oh (Joshua) you’re such an optimistic little being, we doubt it is for real though.
Deer. IN SPACE.
No one cares, (Castiel).
Spoiler to (Conrad), look at the observation above this one.
(Rainbow Dash) is slowly adapting to her human environment, soon she will haul around things for people before being turned into glue.
Note to self: (Ty Lee) gets tossed to Reavers next.
Followed by a bunch of people floating, except for (Aikaiwa). Who is hilarious.
Monday
(Dick) and (Babs) float around in their scandalous relationship. Circling, circling, circling about.
(Gabriel) will be Dorkon or whatever now. Need to do research.
(Komui)'s guilt, though justified, is becoming tedious to watch. Will someone just do what he asks for and beat him senseless for being a pathetic failure?
(Milla) angsts and hides it from (Sasha). Because she doesn’t want to admit she enjoyed being a primal, killing, flesh eating machine.
Thank you.
Tuesday
After getting horribly murdered by Reavers, (Remi) is finally back. (Yukina) shouldn't have patched her up. She's still pretty badly wounded, but not enough to keep her nose out of (Patchouli)'s business by asking (John) private, sensitive information.
(Emilia) offers to give (Steve Rogers) a token of her gratitude. Don't take it, (Steve), she'll run before you get your turn and leave you with a case of blue balls. Just ask (Harry D) or (Howard Link).
Also, everyone complained about lack of gravity or needing a medic. There we go. Week summerized. Also (Doc Scratch) being a puppet?
IRONY. THE PUPPET MASTER IS MERELY A PUPPET. <>
Wednesday
Mysterious requiem letters are sent out.
(Kenzi) never got the chance to go to prom so (Watson) gave her a special night!
We figured that was the best spot to pull you from (Lucy) before we revived you. That way you remember everything.
(Hei), (Lucy)....JUST FUCKING BONE EACH OTHER ALREADY! You know what they say about psychos in the sack, right?
Oh ho ho! (Hei) wants to kill (NIi)? Not satisfied with seeing the guy get killed by little (Maka), are ya? Maybe now we finally got that killer instinct of yours out in the open, eh Black Reaper?
(Heather) is probably feeling out of place. We understand. She got caught in a gear and thus a late arrival.
Everyone throw rocks at (Vriska)! She’s just throwing a pity party. ::::)
We’d give it a 8.5 (Izaya). Would’ve been more had you actually faceplanted.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, (Nepeta).
Piggy or (Rin) is back from the slaughterhouse. If (Archer) was smart, he’d make ‘bacon’ while she’s weak, if you catch our drift.
(Asura) should go back to letting his clowns DJ. It’s way better that way.
(Alessa) has more scars to add to her pity circle. (Sasha) might do some extra mothering this week.
(Sylar) and (Tyki) seem to be getting along. Maybe a little too well. We’re not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing. Either way, it keeps them occupied.
(Lucas) rolls out the pedo board to any kids that want to come play with him while they are helpless and defenseless in this anti-gravity.
Thursday
(Dean) takes comfort in his abusive gay lover (Castiel) who has to beat sense into him even for a simple healing and to get his leg fixed. This is only after he tries to make himself a father figure to (Alessa) by reprimanding her. Hypocrite!
(Sherlock) should not be allowed to bond with emo boys in too much eyeliner.
(Bucky)’s getting pretty old if he can’t even tell what day it is. Won’t be long before his kids throw him into the old folk’s home. At least he decides not to let (Komui) take his severed arm away to fix, saving us the task of watching (Komui) frantically hump machinery in zero G. Those bony buttocks thrusting ruin lunch every time.
We tried reading (Matthew) and (Sherlock)’s extensive banter, but it got so long and booooring. From what we can tell (Matthew) has a raging boner to pick with (Sherlock) and won’t go away until he butts out.
Ever stare at people like (Wanda) and wonder how those flesh mounds would work in zero-gravity. Ta-Da.
(Misaka) is doing it again. Stop giving the idiots lessons.
(Soubi), (Doc Scratch) and (Sebastian) have invented a new game; pedomon. (Sebastian) was winning till we terminated all his little boys. Woopsie.
(Colin) and (Stephanie) are doing a little mid-air tang-oh, oh god, harder. Harder (Colin). Things are certainly heating up.
Today with the (Harry P) boy. Tribble feeding! Because that’s real entertaining. It’s okay. Daddy’s coming to the rescue. Or maybe we’ll terminate him for your boring behavior.
(Mello) thinks the ‘fashion’ he was eaten in is messy. We agree. Those clothes are so yesterday. He’s putting on a fashion show. Oh, woe is the artist at work.
(Allen) gets bored and uses his pet golem as a ball ,bouncing it off the wall until it becomes dizzy and uncooperative.
Friday
(Fujino) asks for an ice pack, as she got a black eye from accidentally getting smacked by her tits. No, seriously. She did.
(Lucas Lee) and (Matthew) in no gra-vi-ty. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
(Kenzi), why do all of the boys you like decide that they wanna do the nasty with their best friends instead?
(PM) offers everyone a job at the postal office they have. Who would ever want to work for her?
(Harry D) has finally lost it. Hanging around (Komui) will do that to you. He’s even talking to himself.
We finally let (Jack) out of the dog house for being a good boy.
(Superman) is taking death rather lightly and even joking about it. We’re surprised there isn’t even a mob outside his suite.
Way to take something childish and fun and completely ruin it (Lili).
Think we broke (Terezi). Suggestion to take away her tongue.
Saturday
(Remila) and (Patchouli) get drunk and break every one’s ears by singing Beethoven. Make it stoooop.
(Ty Lee) shows us that even little girls can creep out (Accelerator). She'll get in your head, man. SHE'LL GET IN YOUR HEAD!
(Raven) is actually saying something intelligent for once. Amazing.
Oh (Marie). Not on the carpet. Bad Blondie, bad.
Speaking of intelligent, don’t look towards (Remus) for an example. The idiot managed to stick himself to the ceiling. Why did you even think that would work?
(Sollux) finally realizes that all that power of smarts means nothing without some way to use it when you don’t have a way to use it.
Processing...
Terminated:
[OOC: Hey guys, just a reminder, anything in parentheses is a room number, not a name. We're just not willing to torture you (or ourselves) by putting in the room numbers instead of the names. They won't understand who the observation is about unless they know the room number. Room numbers are on collars, so not hard to figure out, but keep this in mind for new arrivals or faces they haven't met yet.]