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[cuttlefishcull]

[When Feferi blinks into focus she looks a little mussed up.] I think I was sleeping-

We were sleeping, and now we are awake. I rather liked sleeping more.

[Feferi just blinks, staring at the screen before grinning] You have arms and legs! And you're talking!

Yes, and so are you, shall we start handing out awards for mundane things now or-

[And

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[patchworkwisdom]

At least you seem to be enjoying yours.

[ And yes there is a text feed accompanying her video feed. ]

HELP! THIS WITCH IS CRAZY!

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[cuttlefishcull]

Hehe, the Count is grumpy but he's cute!

For the last bloody time I am not- ... good lord, what is going on over there?

Patch! Yours doesn't seem too happy-

Not too happy? Downright scared if you ask me. I say, what are you doing over there!

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[patchworkwisdom]

I think I preferred it when you called that scorpion cute and tried to keep it as a pet. At leas that couldn't talk.

[ And yup Patchy has learned to ignore whatever commentary her faciliberry has. Less of a headache. ]

She's a witch! What hasn't she done to me? Do you know what it's like to be encased in solid ice? Or dropped from a height of several hundred feet? Or put into a burning fire?

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[cuttlefishcull]

Aw, I miss him... I don't.

Patch! Did you really burn your faciliberry? ... d-don't get any ideas now! Stop talking to her! Shush! Patch is just goofing around- Goofing around?!

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[patchworkwisdom]

It is telling the truth. I did try to destroy it with fire. It was rendered inoperable for a few hours before it managed to repair itself somehow. The fact that it found that to be traumatic enough to mention is interesting though. I'll have to try it again soon. Perhaps with a much hotter fire.

SOMEONE COME SAVE ME I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS.

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[cuttlefishcull]

D-dear lord- Patch! Don't be mean to him, he's your trusty friend!

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[patchworkwisdom]

Trusty friend insofar as it is useful and necessary for communication with other people. Trust is hardly a word I would use to describe an inanimate object such as this. It lacks a gender, Feferi.

SEE! SEE WHAT I PUT UP WITH? SHE'S HORRIBLE!!!

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[cuttlefishcull]

But he's been with you since the beginning and never left your side! And now he can talk and stuff! Or she- she can talk and is adorable!

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[patchworkwisdom]

It has only been with me due to the fact that it has not had the ability to sprout limbs until now. Trust me when I say it has tried to escape several times.

ONLY BECAUSE YOU KEEP TRYING TO KILL ME!

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[cuttlefishcull]

See! You should try to be nice, like a compromise!

Oh, Patch! I'll be your auspistice!

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[patchworkwisdom]

No. This is stupid. I refuse.

PLEASE COME SAVE ME STRANGE FISH LADY.

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[cuttlefishcull]

Patch! Come on! It's important to start dialogues and respect cultural differences between species! [ 38( 38( 38(]

Pleaaaaase? Oh, that will work. Because the sadistic, machine hating witch will respond to please.

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[patchworkwisdom]

I'll make you a deal. [ And suddenly she is brandishing a knife. ] If you manage to find me before I pry out all of keys on this device, I might consider your offer.

HURRY STRANGE FISH LADY!!!

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[cuttlefishcull]

O-oh- wait, we're going? We're going to the madwoman- I mean, lovely... intellect, yes. Shush Count! Patch!! Do I at least get a hint?

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[patchworkwisdom]

SALOON! SALOON! SALN! SAL!

[ Yup. She's already quick at work dissecting the keys. ]

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[cuttlefishcull]

Oh no! No, don't you- [And off she goes! >38O She'll make it to the Saloon after a few minutes of being lost and then finally figuring out where to go. And she comes crashing in-]

Patch!!