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[cuttlefishcull]

[When Feferi blinks into focus she looks a little mussed up.] I think I was sleeping-

We were sleeping, and now we are awake. I rather liked sleeping more.

[Feferi just blinks, staring at the screen before grinning] You have arms and legs! And you're talking!

Yes, and so are you, shall we start handing out awards for mundane things now or-

[And

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[ecto_biologist]

[Oh gosh, Fef. That is just... hilarious.]

Hehehehe... looks like you got one too, huh Fef?

Of course she got one man, you've been here how long now?

Yeah yeah, I know, shush!

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[cuttlefishcull]

I did! I'm calling him the honorable Count Stickman von Berry- That is not my name! Isn't he glubbing adorable?

John! You have one too? Does everyone?

Obviously, though others are hardly subjected to this level of noise.

Oops! Sorry- [she lowers her voice] Betta?

... Mildly.

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[ecto_biologist]

He sounds like a load of fun! And yeah, I think everyone does!

Could be worse man, you could get the one who licks screens! She's practically torturing the poor dude!

Haha... I haven't given mine a name yet, he's been giving me suggestions-

C'mon man, if you're gonna stick with me the whole week you could give me a rad name.

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[cuttlefishcull]

... licks screens? That is vulgar.

Oh that's just Terezi, she's a goofball! You condone this?! Absolutely not, I-

Yeah John, he needs a rad name! The raddest name! ... you aren't even listening are you. Like... like Skullcrusher! So metal!

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[ecto_biologist]

Dude, yes. Skullcrusher. I am now Skullcrusher, okay doofus?

Hahaha, you really want to be called Skullcrusher?

Who wouldn't!? Best name. Who is this chick? She is awesome.

That's Feferi! She is one of my best friends!

Okay, yeah, Feferi? Awesome name. Thanks.

I think Skullcrusher likes you, Fef. [Giggling.]

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[cuttlefishcull]

[Beaming while the Count groans.] I am utterly surrounded-

Hehe, you're welcome Skullcrusher! Aw, I like yours John, he's so metal! The most metal of these guys I've ever met! That isn't a good thing. Of course it is! We don't even have skulls!

[ignoring] So John, want to help me look for a hat for Sasha?

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[ecto_biologist]

Dude, she called me metal. We have to go see her.

Yes! We should go find a neat hat for Sasha! Definitely! And I think Skullcrusher wants to meet you in person anyway.

Heck yeah, adventure time!

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[cuttlefishcull]

Yeah! Adventure! Good lord what have I done to deserve this... We have to meet! I want to show Skullcrusher the metal hand thing Eddie showed me!

I'm at Eridan's safe hive place, come pchooo over! Pchoooooooo, wind! [sigh]

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[ecto_biologist]

Don't worry Stickman! I'll make sure you chill out! Can't be easy being paired up with an energetic lady like that- did she say metal hand?!

Hahaha! Okay! I'm on my way! Pchooooo! Wait what, dude, what does that mea- DUDE. DUDE. FLYING AIN'T COOL MAN.

[The last bit is pure audio as John takes to the skys to cover more ground and head to Eridan's Safehouse.]

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[cuttlefishcull]

[She just laughs in delight as Stickman sighs in the most dejected way possible for a communicator. And then of course she goes outside to wait, chatting away at the Count as he answers curtly back.]

[Video] ==> [action] Wow did this take forever whoops

[ecto_biologist]

[And it doesn't take long for a certain windy boy to spot her walking about, landing on the ground in a cloud of dust as he gives her a wave. Barely audible are Skullcrusher's protests to the trip.]

Okay, lil man? That was scary. Don't do that without warning me, okay?