Week 135 Observations

Aug 27, 2011 23:57

Week One Hundred and Thirty-Five has been completed.


Sunday
Trouble in paradise. (Riku) you know you should not be making promises with other peoples significant others, aren’t you married?

We liked you better when you were stoned (Usagi).

You’re worried about your hair (Joshua)? We honestly think you would look better bald, grey is not a good color on you anyway.

(Kenzi) apologizes for being a bitch as a child. Who saw that one coming?

(Accelerator) admits to stalking (Tim) to assure he keeps (#10032) innocence intact. Get her a chastity belt if your worried.

Horns are bad for business (Darc), but the night-at-a-gay-bar look looks good on you.

(Death/Didi) continues to negate the stereotype of what she is. Stop being so nice, seriously.

Someone’s back to being a emotionless bore talking in third person. (#10032) we liked you better when you had balls, literally.

(Remilia) obviously lives a soap opera life. Oh your poor heart, wax poetic more why don’t you? But really, who did you kill?

Once again (Lucy) proves she can’t handle anything. Someone’s never had a birthday party before.

(Timothy) fulfills his secret desire to be star of the second most gay show on TV. He plays the insecure gay kid.

Monday
(Kate) complains she can’t remember what happened when she was 6 years old here. Because you know, everyone wants their memories tainted with snippets of this place.

(Roxas) omnifocuses on his better half. In the non-marriage way.

Oh look at (Allen). He is so chipper and doesn’t seem overly concern over (Komui). Well, you know, he can’t help it.

(Sasha) has a conscious. Who say that coming? Its always fun to play with those with a weak will.

Everyone met Heather, (Alessa). EVERYONE. She also called your Papa what he is- a green psycho.

(Minako) laughs like a hyena.

(Marie) shows concern for only one student. Perhaps she plans on when getting home to go after (Maka)’s father?

(Patchoili) hopes people have some tea! My god, I am sick of everyone having supplies. Permission to burn it during the next F3?

(Peter) draws what he sees in his dreams. You’re not psychic boy.

(Tsunade)’s dog is more interesting then she is.

Tuesday

(Nepeta) wants to give everyone makeovers. After all it is more important then survival here.

(Hellion) wants supernatural dreams repressed.

(Teddy) is a self-hating green-person.

(Remus) knows who to blame. ALWAYS.

(Temari) finds out she was stalked again. Big whoop.

(Rose) has a head. We’re bored now.

(Nyuu) meet (Lucy). (Lucy)-(Nyuu)

(ritsuka) talks to hear himself talk.

Wednesday
Everyone is fine (Lithuania). You’re not one of the big boys. Grow up already

(Peter) is definitely turning into one big cry baby. Even more of a loon job than (6) is.

(Kano) needs to talk to someone real bad. They’ve got the munchies.

Cry for us, (Yukina). Daddy needs a brand new rocket. Don’t apologize. Just cry.

(Didi) comes in peace. Now hand over your brains and lives, and she won’t get mad at people for not playing with the dead.

Everyone knows (Sebastian) is just trying to have a cat orgy and bribing people with food.

(Conrad) spends most of his time eating paint and sucking blood out of his own arm. It looks much better on the walls. But don’t worry this illness can be cured by the power of friendship! Everyone go hug him!

We’ll assume with the look that (Kate) just gave them, (Tommy) and (Johnothon) are not going to survive the week. Mommy’s mad boys.

Omg, who gave (Cooro) candy? Someone take that bird down before he ruins the biodome.

He did a bad thing, (Eddie) and we helped. He gave into his horrible illness all on his own.

Thursday
If you knew how badly (Kenzi) wanted to shove those scissors into (Sherlock's) head, you'd have never suggested using her for a hair stylist, (Watson!)

Maybe we hit (Damiam) too hard or dropped him when he was a baby. Oh well, he’s clearly lost it.

Only a few months away and (Eliza)’s already hitting on several other guys. For shame.

Don’t mind (Rin), (Rider). She’s not even worried we turned her (Archer) into a pony. After all, piggy (Archer) would taste better. Oink.

First a million little cape boys and now star-studded cowboy captains. Welcome to the how-dull-and-common-is-my-life show (Rogers). Oh wait, dead people don’t have shows.

…......well isn’t (Todd) a special cookie.....

There isn’t any Noah here (Sylar) unless you count the Noah and then even that Noah is not the Noah that you are looking for or even the Noah of Noah or the Noah of the Noah who is Noah. Exorcists, you can calm down now. This is not the man you should welcome.

We already know (Maka) has a lot of ‘special’ problems, but we couldn’t help but traumatize her a little bit more by sending her home.

(Gyoza) wants everyone to come get drunk with him. Do you proceed near this bed-bleeder?

We think (Mindy) may be too young to be a pedophile but you can never been too sure with those types.

(Lavi)’s all too willing to share all his dirty secrets as he uses (Kanda) as a rebound. Just what were they doing in that room together? We know but we’ll never tell.

Friday
(Sylar) and (Peter) really seem to like hitting on each other.

(Lucas) is sharing all his holes. How naughty. Everyone come take a turn and come get some.

We’re laughing at all the idiots that helped (Izaya).

(Jack) takes up a new hobby and electromagnetic foreplay.

(Emilia), having seen the err of her ways within a man’s body last week decides to share her fluent artist voice in French, the language of love.

(Jin-Ho) has forgotten his helmet today resulting in speaking in tongues and punching the air.

(Komui) starts his own pity party. Participants are left disgusted.

Saturday
(PM) is looking quite colorful today. She could keep that bright color more often. It makes her a nice target.

(Sollux) likes sucking paint from balloons. Next he’ll be drinking out of buckets.

Balloon fight in the cafeteria. Interesting. We hope (Siri) creams (Roxas) in whatever she picks up.

(Watson), you should totally join the Glee Club!

Terminated: (Rorschach), (Youji), (Jade)

[OOC: Hey guys, just a reminder, anything in parentheses is a room number, not a name. We're just not willing to torture you (or ourselves) by putting in the room numbers instead of the names. They won't understand who the observation is about unless they know the room number. Room numbers are on collars, so not hard to figure out, but keep this in mind for new arrivals or faces they haven't met yet.]

c: patchouli knowledge, the doctor

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