eridan ampora ♒ twwenty fourth vvideo

[caligulasaqua]

[hey guys, have a rather unhappy looking miniature sea dweller (complete with a lovely post-death gold collar, of course)! the little kid is pouting and looking very put-upon over here.]

Fef, you need to stop hidin' so we can just go home. I don't like this place at all.

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[marriedatoilet]

[ An older looking troll looks at the feed for a few moments before responding. ]

How many sweeps old are you?

[caligulasaqua]

[...oh. that's maybe not good... but there's no reason to ignore her, maybe, because he can totally take her.]

I'm almost three.

[marriedatoilet]

Three sweeps old, huh? Val sure does pick them young. What's your blood color?

[caligulasaqua]

It's purple. That's why I'm a sea dweller, can't you tell?

[marriedatoilet]

I could tell. I just didn't know if you were purple or a more pinkish color.

[caligulasaqua]

...Oh.

Fef's is pinker than mine. But I'm almost as good as her.

[marriedatoilet]

So royalty is here. Where is Fef right now?

[caligulasaqua]

I'm not telling you! I'm protectin' her from everyone that might try an' hurt her.

[marriedatoilet]

I'm not going to try to hurt her. I was going to make sure that she's safe. While you might be royalty, you're still a wriggler. There's no way you could adequately protect her from what's here.

[caligulasaqua]

I'm not a wiggler. And I can protect her just fine, an', I don't trust you so I'm not sayin' where me or her are.

[marriedatoilet]

How many sweeps old are you? Two? There's no need to be so prudish. I'm just trying to help.

[caligulasaqua]

...Yeah. But I'll be three soon. And I still don't trust you.

[marriedatoilet]

And why don't you trust me?

[caligulasaqua]

Because you're a troll an' you're older than me.

[marriedatoilet]

Hey! I'm not that old. Only fifteen sweeps.

[caligulasaqua]

But it's a lot older'n me!