~*113 - Usagi*~

[mochi_hime]

[Usagi sits crosslegged under a Biodome tree, her hair down, still dressed in her red pajamas.  She's giggling uncontrollably.]

Hey.  Hey, hey, hey, hey, heeeeeeeeeeeeey.  [She holds the camera right up to her bloodshot, half-lidded eyes.]  Guess what?

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[harry_b_dresden]

Um.

Hey. it's.. .you know...

Harry.

[She turns a little red, and yep, she's got the same staff in her hand that Harry usually carries, though she's a good foot shorter]

What's going on?

[mochi_hime]

Harry? [Doubles over with laughter.] Ha ha, you're sooooo cute! Can I call you Hari-chan, can I, can I?

[harry_b_dresden]

No. That makes me sound like a mix between a martial artist and a brand of gummies.

Anyway.

My cuteness, which I am not, is not what I wanted to ask about.

Do you have any um.

Jeans?

For like... women? [Harry holds up one of her usual pairs of jeans, and it comes up to her chest, not to mention there's no way dem hips are fitting into them]

Because this isn't working out, and Raven gave me skirts, but I'm not... you know.. skirty.

[mochi_hime]

Gummies? Uwaah, can I have some? [Whines.] I'm so hungry.

Huh? Oh, I've got lots and lots of skirts, but I think I've got jeans somewhere. [Tries to stand up, but her legs wobble and she flops back down. Rubs her sore butt and giggles.] Owwie--hee hee....

[harry_b_dresden]

Are you ok? Are you sick, or....

[She gets up, a look of concern on her face. It's now pretty painfully obvious that she's about a foot shorter than she is as a man.]

I can get you something if you're...

[mochi_hime]

Nope, I'm Usagi! And you're little. [Flips camera upside down for no clear reason.] Cuuuute.

Ooh, can you get me gummies?

[harry_b_dresden]

Not what I meant, and you- hey, stop that.

no, I can't get you gummies. i'm not a gummy fairy. I'm a man who woke up as a woman, and I'm kind of grouchy about that fact, I'm gonna be honest.

[Her expression softens a bit]

At least Tsunade's ok.

[mochi_hime]

Fine, don't get me gummies. [Pouts.] I won't get you jeans, then.

[Bursts into giggles.] But you're too cute to be a grouchy old man! You're a girl, and Haine's a girl, and even Rainbow Dash is a girl, so you all need to have a super-cute fashion show. I'll watch, and Ritsuka-kun can take pictures!

Uh huh, Tsunade-neechan's back to normal. I'm so happy~

[harry_b_dresden]

I... Gummies do not exist in this place, Usagi! I don't know how to summon gummies from the two and a halfth circle of hell or anything!

I think that was the one that had gummies, anyway.

Wait, back up. I think Rainbow dash is usually a girl, just... a girl horse. Right? i don't know her that well.

[mochi_hime]

Wait...you can summon gummies?!

No, silly Harry-Harriet, she's not half girl, half pony, she's all pony except for now when she's all girl. [Nods and grins with pride.]