~*113 - Usagi*~

[mochi_hime]

[Usagi sits crosslegged under a Biodome tree, her hair down, still dressed in her red pajamas.  She's giggling uncontrollably.]

Hey.  Hey, hey, hey, hey, heeeeeeeeeeeeey.  [She holds the camera right up to her bloodshot, half-lidded eyes.]  Guess what?

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[pleniluniumet]

...what. [Remus will bite]

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[mochi_hime]

[Blinks, than bursts into laughter.] You're a man!

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[pleniluniumet]

I am. [Remus raises his eyebrow. He remembers this sort of behaviour when James and Sirius and Peter used to sneak gillyweed.] I always have been and always will be.

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[mochi_hime]

Yeah, but you're old. [Leans against the tree, but misses and falls over, still giggling.] Why's that, huh?

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[pleniluniumet]

Well, you see, humans age. Unfortunately, I am not exempt from that clause, so, I'm older.

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[mochi_hime]

Ahhhhh, ah, I understand. [Makes a serious, pouty face.] Mm hmm, that's it.

[Giggles and kicks her feet.] You're my daddy! Who are you, Daddy?

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[pleniluniumet]

I am, sadly, not your father. My name is Remus Lupin and in fact I don't believe we're related at all, Miss...?

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[mochi_hime]

Oh, too bad. I'll call you Loopy, then. Mr. Loop-dee-loop!

I'm Tsukino Usagi, the rabbit of the moon who pounds the mochi. [Licks her lips.] Mm, daifuku would be so yummy. Strawberry daifuku....

[ooc: Realized my original joke would risk 4th walling.]

[video] awww it was so cute too

[pleniluniumet]

[Remus sighs, still smiling] You know, there's a rather terrifying number of people who find it fun to call me that. You could always call me Remus.

It's a pleasure to meet you, Miss Usagi.

[video] ♥

[mochi_hime]

People from your world, huh, Remus-papa?

Same here! Hey, can you get me strawberry daifuku? Maybe Val will give us some if we ask really nicely.

[video] ♥!!!!!

[pleniluniumet]

My best friends, and one person who isn't very fond of me, yes.

I'm not really sure what that is, honestly. Some sort of dessert?

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[mochi_hime]

Who's the mean person? I don't like mean people.

Mm hmm, it's candy where you take rice and pound it really hard until it's jelly and then you fill it with sweet bean paste, maybe strawberries, yummy.... [Drifts into daifuku fantasies.]

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[pleniluniumet]

He's not mean. He has a very good reason for disliking my friends and I.

That does sound delicious. Perhaps if you described it to Val, she would get you some. I prefer chocolate myself.

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[mochi_hime]

Ehhh? [Tilts her head to the side.] So you're the mean people, then?

That's a great idea...I'll ask for both of us, and we can have candy from mean old grandma Val.

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[pleniluniumet]

Just the cowardly people, and the misdirected ones.

Thank you so much, Miss Usagi. That's very sweet. If she refuses, would you like some chocolate? I believe I have some left.

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[mochi_hime]

...Huh?

You're welcome, I'd be happy to try--really? [Claps her hands, but nearly misses.] You're the best, Remus-papa!