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eleventh incision ෴ audio

Jul 31, 2011 05:01

[There's a rather audible sigh, followed by the sound of a throat clearing with some difficulty, but that could just all be in your head of course.]

Good very early morning everyone. I would just like to take this opportunity to say that I, Dr. Franken Stein... [That pause is perhaps a little hesitant, and obviously a little too long to be normal ( Read more... )

franken stein, c: alex mercer, c: alessa gillespie, c: asura, c: komui lee, c: superman, c: asagami fujino, c: gabriel, c: riku replica, c: maka albarn

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[Voice] kryptonsson July 31 2011, 14:00:51 UTC

...I hope you're aware of what you just said...

[Voice] prideofwisdom July 31 2011, 18:06:54 UTC

Completely, 100% aware. I applaud you for saying something other than "what".

[Voice] kryptonsson July 31 2011, 22:21:26 UTC

My job required me to be eloquent, it's hardly a task to find something to say.

How 'little' are we talking about?

[Voice] prideofwisdom August 1 2011, 00:13:39 UTC

I'm sure there's a variety of less than eloquent things you want to say swimming around your head.

And I meant around fourteen, sixteen. More jailbait than cradlerobber.

[Voice] kryptonsson August 1 2011, 13:10:20 UTC

Depends on what you define as 'eloquent'.

I hope you're not saying that as a way to justify yourself, Statutory rape is just as bad. How old are you?

[Voice] prideofwisdom August 2 2011, 14:19:22 UTC

Justification in this case is actually justified; I live in Nevada where the age of consent is sixteen.

But for the record, I'm thirty.

[Voice] kryptonsson August 2 2011, 14:43:41 UTC

[Clark always tries not to judge, but...]

It's still a huge age gap. I would at least advice you not to act on the... desires, or however you might want to call it.

[Voice] prideofwisdom August 2 2011, 15:04:07 UTC

My best advice is to not knock it 'til you've tried it. But honestly, I agree with you. There will be plenty of time after they all graduate and can't use me as their mealticket to an A in my class.

[Voice] kryptonsson August 2 2011, 15:07:10 UTC

... They would do that? Things sure have changed since I graduated.

[Voice] prideofwisdom August 2 2011, 15:13:03 UTC

One of my students turned her last test into a giraffe, another one passed out because he couldn't write his name, and two of them tried to cheat. If they didn't at least attempt to seduce me to pass the class, they are just as dumb as their scores show.

[Voice] kryptonsson August 2 2011, 15:23:48 UTC

...But they wouldn't even deserve to pass if that was the case. And it'd be unfair to the ones that did make an effort to pas, wouldn't it?

[Yeah that's... how much of a doofus Clark is for you.]

[Voice] prideofwisdom August 3 2011, 14:02:56 UTC

[Oh. Bless. Stein just wants to pinch your cheeks and call you adorable. Or call you an idiot. One of the two.]

Yes, that would sort of be the whole point of trying to sleep with your teacher for an A.

[Voice] kryptonsson August 3 2011, 20:20:57 UTC

[He's a little bit of both, so.]

I... see. I'm glad you saw through it, at least. How old were your students?

[Voice] prideofwisdom August 4 2011, 05:26:09 UTC

They range in ages. My youngest are about eight. My oldest... I don't know how old she is actually. I think she's maybe eighteen? But most of them settle around fourteen to sixteen.

[Voice] kryptonsson August 4 2011, 11:39:13 UTC

... Interesting. And what do you teach, exactly?

[Voice] prideofwisdom August 4 2011, 14:05:12 UTC

Various things. I teach them about souls, various resonance techniques, how to fight both armed and unarmed, occasionally I have to step in and make sure that no one does anything stupid and gets themselves killed or breaks up, and when I find the time, dissections. It calms my frayed nerves.

And let me tell you what, I do not get paid enough for it.

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