8th Gyoza-[Voice]

[chaoticshambles]

Well, last week was weird, but I can say I learnt something from it.

I learnt- LUCY THINKS I'M SEXY LIKE A SUPER MODEL.

Tell your friends.

[He never learns.]

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[video]

[chaoticshambles]

You've seen me shirtless, you tell me.

[video]

[chaoticshambles]

What, you've never seen one of those magazines or shit? What kinda girl are yo?

[dyingwings]

Well, are you?

Kind of hard to tell with that mask on.

[chaoticshambles]

Far sexier. Take my word for it.

[dyingwings]

Oh. [She raises one eyebrow and smiles] Why should I do that?

I know a lot of people whose words aren't very reliable.

Been here a while, hon?

[chaoticshambles]

Heh, well, I ain't exactly the most reliable fella in the world, but you can trust me on this one. Sexiest man in a full head mask you ever seen. Anyways, I ain't been here too long, but I'm not one of the new guys-which I'm guess you are, 'cos I think I'd remember seein' a cute chick.

[exiledarcana]

You're quite lucky. All these women are all over you, aren't they?

I've got to admit--I'm somewhat jealous.

[chaoticshambles]

You can't blame 'em dude, why do you think I wear the mask? Keeps the chicks off me-except it don't always work. Natural animal magnetism.

[exiledarcana]

...What do you look like beneath that mask, anyways?

[A smile.]

[chaoticshambles]

Sexier than a super model, obviously.

[A mask.]

[adashofrain]

You don't always have to tell us what you learned.

[chaoticshambles]

Don't havetah, but do anyway.

[adashofrain]

Well that's dumb. Why bother, we don't wanna know.

[chaoticshambles]

I'm doing it to annoy some friends of mine.

[chaoticshambles]

[Behold, he gives the square root of all fuck.]

[chaoticshambles]

Those exact words.