Komui Lee and KOS-MOS [text]
[The following wall of text was posted to the network from Komui's faciliberry. Colour coding and line breaks are provided for your convenience]
All systems are normal. It is safe to proceed.
Where did you find the larger versions of these? I’ve got three limbs left and I’ve run out.
In a box, to the left.
You’re the best mummy ever! Our baby’s going to be perfect. <3
I have located the part you requested. Please stand by.
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Is it the fumes or is there a creature peeking at us over there?
Enemy sighted. There is no need for concern.
You are AMAZING!!!!!
Can I see that?! Can I touch it?
Please do not touch that.
You are fantastic, I could look at you all day! <3 <3 <3 <3
If you continue to send me images of hearts at this increased frequency, there will be a a 0.2% drop in efficacy.
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My concern for your safety and well being has increased steadily over the past hour. It is now currently 46% greater than it originally was.
I’ve done this part so many times it’s second nature. Lenalee will be as safe as houses!
Over 70% of accidents occur in the home. Houses are not adequately safe.
I’mfine I’ve been eledctrocured thousdands of times befoere
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I do not understand. Why do you continue to laugh whenever I repeat ‘insert tab A into slot B’?
It must be that blow to my head.
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Would a purple octopus look better than a red one? I don’t want it to clash with the metalwork.
Purple appears to be the more aesthetically pleasing choice.
The baby needs a hat just like daddy, don’t you think? I’ll use my coat for the material. Do you want to add anything?
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My external appearance is down 5%. Komui, I need to be cleaned.
dklas;fj
All systems are normal. It is safe to proceed.
Where did you find the larger versions of these? I’ve got three limbs left and I’ve run out.
In a box, to the left.
You’re the best mummy ever! Our baby’s going to be perfect. <3
I have located the part you requested. Please stand by.
-----
Is it the fumes or is there a creature peeking at us over there?
Enemy sighted. There is no need for concern.
You are AMAZING!!!!!
Can I see that?! Can I touch it?
Please do not touch that.
You are fantastic, I could look at you all day! <3 <3 <3 <3
If you continue to send me images of hearts at this increased frequency, there will be a a 0.2% drop in efficacy.
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My concern for your safety and well being has increased steadily over the past hour. It is now currently 46% greater than it originally was.
I’ve done this part so many times it’s second nature. Lenalee will be as safe as houses!
Over 70% of accidents occur in the home. Houses are not adequately safe.
I’mfine I’ve been eledctrocured thousdands of times befoere
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I do not understand. Why do you continue to laugh whenever I repeat ‘insert tab A into slot B’?
It must be that blow to my head.
-----
Would a purple octopus look better than a red one? I don’t want it to clash with the metalwork.
Purple appears to be the more aesthetically pleasing choice.
The baby needs a hat just like daddy, don’t you think? I’ll use my coat for the material. Do you want to add anything?
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My external appearance is down 5%. Komui, I need to be cleaned.
dklas;fj