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Jul 04, 2011 20:14

ERIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! Eridan, where are you?! Where is anybody?! Where is Lucas?! OOH! Come back here, delicious looking hop-beast! RAWR! I like your hat. WAIT! COME BACK! WAAAAAAAAAAIT!

nepeta leijon, c: eridan ampora

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supervegan July 5 2011, 01:12:10 UTC
Uhh, you do realize that the " delicious looking hopbeast" is a living fucking thing, right?

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n3p3ta July 5 2011, 01:21:15 UTC
Yes. I am quite aware of that delicious fact.

But I don't think I can eat him. He's wearing a hat and clothes!

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supervegan July 5 2011, 01:37:48 UTC
So, if you kill and eat it, you know that makes you a murderer, right?

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n3p3ta July 5 2011, 01:39:31 UTC
No it doesn't!

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supervegan July 5 2011, 01:47:26 UTC
Killing a living thing is the definition of murder, yeah.

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n3p3ta July 5 2011, 01:50:46 UTC
No! It's hunting.

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supervegan July 5 2011, 02:12:09 UTC
No, hunting only applies to other animals. If you do it you're just a murderer.

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n3p3ta July 5 2011, 02:37:33 UTC
How do you know trolls don't count as animals?

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supervegan July 5 2011, 02:49:54 UTC
Well, then by that logic you'd be fine with someone hunting you.

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n3p3ta July 5 2011, 02:52:46 UTC
Of course! That's how it works where I'm from! I was raised by a giant kitty, Todd. Hunting is how we got our food and clothes and pelts and other things to stay alive! I lived in a cave. That's just how things are.

I wouldn't hunt a beast with clothing or the ability to speak, that would be mean! I pawlso wouldn't hunt anything unless I was going to eat it. That would be mean, too. Mean and unfur!

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supervegan July 5 2011, 03:21:10 UTC
Well, you can talk and wear clothes. You know right and wrong. I don't care what you were raised by. No hunting anything here. Their lives aren't worth less than yours.

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n3p3ta July 5 2011, 14:48:21 UTC
I never said they were! But I still have to eat.

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supervegan July 5 2011, 17:41:13 UTC
If you can't eat without murdering something else, that's your problem.

Find some vegetables or something. Don't let me catch you hunting anything, whether it wears clothes or not.

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n3p3ta July 6 2011, 00:08:01 UTC
BUT UNCLE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! I can't live on just dumb, stupid vegetables! I need meat! I NEED MEAT TO LIVE!

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supervegan July 6 2011, 03:26:27 UTC
...I don't care. I don't fucking care. Don't hunt anything.

And don't ever, ever call me your fucking uncle ever again. This is not a game. I'm not kidding around here.

I am not your uncle.

I don't even like you.

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