Fuck James. I swear if it wasn't such a stupid reason, I would hurt you for convincing me that was a good idea. How many beers did we seriously drink? Nevermind, I don't want to actually know
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[Someone sounds a little (a lot) hungover himself.] Not my fault you listened to a drunk guy, shit. Figured a guy like you would appreciate the male bonding or whatever, anyway.
I don't entirely remember it, but I'm assuming there was bonding of some sort, or you wouldn't be calling me James. [Awkwaaaaard.]
Maybe if you stopped trying to give me alcohol, it would have been easier. I appreciate the bonding, but not the being drunk part. [Whine whine whine. Both of these guys.]
Again. Drunk. Off my ass. [Quit nagging, Dick, you're not his wife. |:] Not wise to listen to drunks.
I... guess... not? [He supposes Logan's called him James before... But still. He's used to being James in bed and Bucky at work. Oddness.] It's a little personal, but...
[That actually draws a chuckle out of Bucky.] Yeah, we were pretty sloshed. I know I needed it, or I wouldn't have drank in the first place.
... [Damn that sad tone. Damn you and your sad earnestness, Dick, you're just like a puppy.] Nah. Go ahead. Isn't that big a deal. [It is to him, but he's not going to say that.]
Can't see the harm. Isn't like we got wasted right before reset. [Point: Bucky. Not that he should really be encouraging this sort of behavior.
...He does enjoy talking about their sidekick days.] We should do that again sometime. Without the... totally wasted part. Establish a... sense of camaraderie and all that. [Quit making it sound like business, Bucky. Being social is a good thing.]
No we didn't. We did say some pretty stupid things though. [Not that...they need to be drunk to say dumb things.]
We can. I'm usually available except when I'm getting my ass handed back to me on a silver platter. It'd be fun. And I think we'd at least remember most of what we say. [Laughs.]
That doesn't surprise me. I was pretty far gone before you even got there.
[A snort.] Remembering might be good. I've got bits and pieces with no context right now, notably something about 'you not wearing pants with your uniform'.
I would? Only because it's the weirdest thing you said. I need a few beers before I can hear about your state of pantslessness, for the record. [Yep, gonna sound all grouchy sarcastic because he's hungover, but he's laughing inside.]
How would you know if that's the weirdest thing I said if you barely remember anything? [Laughing.] Oh come on, it's not like I was streaking. I wasn't.
I don't entirely remember it, but I'm assuming there was bonding of some sort, or you wouldn't be calling me James. [Awkwaaaaard.]
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I remember all of it. James. [HAHAHA.]
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...Are you really going to keep calling me that? [LITTLE WEIRD considering Natasha's pretty much the only one who calls him that.]
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Is there a problem with me calling you James? [BUT. You said they were friends. :CCCCCC]
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I... guess... not? [He supposes Logan's called him James before... But still. He's used to being James in bed and Bucky at work. Oddness.] It's a little personal, but...
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I can stop calling you James if it's bothering you. [He sounds a little sad about that though.]
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... [Damn that sad tone. Damn you and your sad earnestness, Dick, you're just like a puppy.] Nah. Go ahead. Isn't that big a deal. [It is to him, but he's not going to say that.]
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[Dick is a puppy. Spoiler.] I'll stop. [He knows you're lying. :C]
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[Fffff.] It's fine, Dick. I don't mind. [Maybe he shouldn't be so damn against having a friend...]
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[There's a pause.] Alright. [You should be happy. They can talk about their sidekick days all the time now.]
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...He does enjoy talking about their sidekick days.] We should do that again sometime. Without the... totally wasted part. Establish a... sense of camaraderie and all that. [Quit making it sound like business, Bucky. Being social is a good thing.]
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We can. I'm usually available except when I'm getting my ass handed back to me on a silver platter. It'd be fun. And I think we'd at least remember most of what we say. [Laughs.]
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[A snort.] Remembering might be good. I've got bits and pieces with no context right now, notably something about 'you not wearing pants with your uniform'.
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You would remember that of all parts of our conversation. [He starts laughing though.] I'll tell you more about that later. I promise.
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