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Case of beer 28//Harry Dresden//Video

Jun 13, 2011 19:43

[Harry is sitting next to the karaoke machine in the biodome, several piles of bottles next to him, judging by the various colors, he's gone and collected some of every kind of liquor available in the facility ( Read more... )

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[video] slug_sannin June 14 2011, 01:16:53 UTC

This is your great plan for the week?

[video] harry_b_dresden June 14 2011, 01:23:46 UTC

I was unaware that I even had a plan.

[Harry looks around]

I'm just following my own rule about drinking. Care to help?

[video] slug_sannin June 14 2011, 01:36:36 UTC

I'm probably going to drink either way, and I'll look less pathetic if I'm not drinking alone.

[video] harry_b_dresden June 14 2011, 02:10:12 UTC

[Harry grins] Excellent logic! Clearly you're not yet drunk enough, c'mon down!

[video] slug_sannin June 14 2011, 02:13:15 UTC

I'm actually quite sober, but I'm sure you'll get this corrected very quickly.

[She's getting up.]

Fine, but I'm not singing.

[video] harry_b_dresden June 14 2011, 02:20:18 UTC

You say that now, but it's incredible how vodka tends to loosen up your singing voice.

[the party's fairly quiet right now, just a few people, and still on step 1: imbibe large amounts of alcohol, so nothing truly ridiculous has happened yet]

[video] --> [In person] slug_sannin June 14 2011, 02:22:45 UTC

You will thank me to shut up if I start.

[She's meandering along the halls, not showing a lot of haste. She finally walks into the rec area.]

[In person] harry_b_dresden June 14 2011, 02:59:15 UTC

[Harry's sitting over by the pile of various alcoholic substances, currently holding something clear and vokesque]

Hey, Tsunade. Pick your poison. I figure whatever we don't manage to drink I can call the "Harry Dresden official alcohol stash." They'll be useful as potion bases too, if I can get my hands on some decent ingredients.

[In person] slug_sannin June 14 2011, 03:01:19 UTC

[She wanders over toward the booze. And, by happenstance, Harry.

She'll skip straight to some of the hard stuff, since it looks like she has catching up to do.]

You can make potions from alcohol? I could get into the wizardy stuff.

[In person] harry_b_dresden June 14 2011, 03:08:27 UTC

Actually, I can make a drunkenness potion. [He takes a sip] A little redundant in that it requires beer as a base, but essentially it magically gives the beer a higher alcohol content than is theoretically possible for a drink to have. Really handy when you're in a hurry.

Red wine can be a good blood substitute because who wants to drink blood, and you can use Tequila to make a love potion. [Sip] Or, well. A sex potion. Not that I have any of the ingredients other than the base alcohol here, of course. Or the bunsen burners, though I guess the stove would work.

[In person] slug_sannin June 14 2011, 03:14:16 UTC

[Chokes on her drink.]

A drunkenness potion and a sex potion? These are part of your skill set? [Pause.] But isn't the sex potion redundant after they've drank the tequila?

[In person] harry_b_dresden June 14 2011, 03:19:49 UTC

Well no. Bob's. Actually a lot of Bob's potion formulas revolve around that general theme, so you learn to be creative in the application. He can't tell me how to make truth serums, or sleeping potions, or intelligence reduction potions, or dizziness potions, but hell if Bob can whip up a drunkenness potion that'll work just as well.

[Harry shrugs] I dunno. I only wound up making the sex potion once, because I needed something else and Bob wouldn't give me the recipe until I agreed to make something "fun" too. And then my girlfriend at the time and a giant monster got involved and things got really bad really fast.

[In person] slug_sannin June 14 2011, 03:22:25 UTC

We could never let Bob and Jiraiya meet. No woman in a fifty mile radius would be safe from them.

[She takes a seat across from him, then tips her head.] Considering the ingredients of that story, I'm pretty afraid to ask.

[In person] harry_b_dresden June 14 2011, 03:28:24 UTC

He'd probably carry Bob around like some sort of sketchy wolf-whistling talisman.

[Harry nods, and takes another gulp] Oh, and I was also taking a shower when the whole mess started, so I didn't exactly have any clothes on, either. I'm not exactly the best at holding up the whole "venerable and wise" act most wizards seem to have going on.

[In person] slug_sannin June 14 2011, 03:30:48 UTC

He would. He absolutely would. And he'd use Bob as his look out, with the deal that Bob would watch the results or something equally ridiculous. Kindred spirits.

[She's going to have to take a long drink on that one.] So you, your girlfriend, a monster, a sex potion, and you're naked. Whatever happened can not possibly be as bad as what I can imagine.

[In person] harry_b_dresden June 14 2011, 03:36:55 UTC

[Harry groans] Uuuuugh, that'd totally work, too. Bob can leave the skull as kind of a little whispy thing, nobody'd be safe.

Yup. Giant toad inna trench coat. It's just the sort of thing that tends to happen to me with an alarming frequency. She never did forgive me for that little incident. [Harry looks at his drink curiously]

Did they actually have hard liquor in not-Japan?

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