Two Cabbages | Tohru Adachi | Video

[bitchingwhores]

[The feed opens to Adachi sitting on his bed with a towel wrapped around his shoulders. His smile is shaky, as if he's forcing it.]

Hey.

So, uh, did anyone else have a vodka shower this morning?

[The view shifts as he rubs at his hair with the towel. His smile is sheepish now.]

I don't know if I need to say this, but in case I do, I don't think

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[livelygolem]

[Someone is less than happy about the alcohol.] Everything smells like booze!

[voice]

[bitchingwhores]

If it were sake, I wouldn't mind. But, hey, all in all, I don't think this is too bad of an experiment. At least, so far. I mean, if we do anything silly, we'll all be too drunk to remember. So there's that, right? It could be way worse than just vodka showers.

[livelygolem]

What are we supposed to drink?! The machine doesn't even dispense water bottles anymore!

[bitchingwhores]

Uh. [He's quiet for a moment.] Coffee? Wait, that needs water... Um... I don't mind getting drunk, really. Do you?

[livelygolem]

Dude.

Take a look at me and tell me how much you think it takes to get me smashed.

Dude, Komui and Adachi are doing karaoke on Wednesday.

[bitchingwhores]

Hey, I never said I wasn't a lightweight either. But complaining about it won't help, will it?

...fffffFFFFFFFF

[livelygolem]

[THIS FACE.]

It smells. Like booze.

Everywhere.

You want a link to the bubbly j-pop song they're going to sing and dance to?

[bitchingwhores]

Look, I'm sure people will figure out something. I mean, we have enough people here that we can find a way through this. I say, just enjoy the alcohol for a while. This doesn't have to be a bad thing.

nghgnghng sure

[livelygolem]

Okay. When I'm barfing protein bar on your shoes, try not to laugh at me.

<3

[bitchingwhores]

[THIS GRIMACE.]

I'd rather it not come to that, but... I won't laugh. Because I'll probably be doing the same. One shot of sake gets me tipsy, so just imagine me drinking beer.

But hey, on a different note, I wonder what all our choices are this week.

[Forgive him if he sounds excited about the free alcohol. He hasn't been able to afford much of anything in years.]

[OOC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfk4WbW5lp0 ]

oh GOD that song. I'm imagining them doing the little hip-pat

[livelygolem]

But wait--isn't sake stronger than beer? Or not because it's a wine? Or is that just liquor? Or is sake special because it's Japanese? Do you think it's better to drink sake than beer?

[Oh no, Adachi. Did you just turn this into

[A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT?!]

Now imagine them singing it in stunning falsettos.

[bitchingwhores]

[Oh no. So many questions. Adachi just forces his usual smile.] It's a rice wine, technically. I don't know if it's any stronger though.

[Oh, he definitely just did. Investigating this is in order.]

It wouldn't hurt trying to figure it out.

[livelygolem]

That would involve taking inventory of every type of alcohol in this shiznit and then...shots? This is serious business Adachi!

Assuming this is video by now.

[bitchingwhores]

I was a detective back where I'm from. I'm pretty used to taking inventory by now. [He speaks without a hint of chagrin. He tries his best to keep his smile from wavering. He doesn't remember Hanna one bit, and he's quite sure he isn't from Inaba. He would've remembered from his hair alone.] Um. I'm sorry. What's your name again?

oh yeah, for sure.

[livelygolem]

Hanna Cross. Refresh my mind...? [Because Hanna is straight up forgetful.]

Keywords fit for once.

[bitchingwhores]

Well, Cross-san, uh. [They both have the same problem, apparently. Adachi's trying to keep his composure here.] Let's just say, I'm not too bad at investigating. But I wouldn't mind a little help and all. I'm afraid I'm not too used to this place yet.