This is kind of weird- I know it's probably a big, dumbbass trick but what do you guys think the button does?
Oh yeah- Eridan! I'm coming over! [and that apparently is that? Welp.]
[Private to Aradia; 20%]
[best way to deal with this? distraction.] Araydia! Araaaaydia! I have a question for you! But it's super secret stuff we need to glub about in person!
[Private to Vriska; 20%]
[have a nice, awkward pause, followed by an awkward tone!] Vriska! I um, wanted to glub at you. And apologize! About somefin. Oh- er- something. See look, no puns! Promise!
[...]
Or I'll try!