♦ 5th Suit | Diamonds Droog | Video

[civilizedforce]

[If you look closely, you can see that the TV behind Droog has been turned backwards so it's facing the wall. He's sitting in a chair, looking blank and listless as usual.]

Red buttons and a change in the TV programs. How very inventive of the interns. What, was this a last-minute project slammed together to appease the superiors? I'm surprised that

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[onteamdyson]

Only half?

[civilizedforce]

I would go higher, but I wouldn't get as much bets.

[onteamdyson]

GOOD RIDDANCE! I'm not usually one to pass up a bet, but there's a bigger opportunity here and I might be a bit too busy to keep an eye on the wager~.

Think of all the empty rooms.

And all that shiny, shiny, unguarded stuff!

[civilizedforce]

... I'd think that a thief would be more discreet about her actions.

[onteamdyson]

Meh. Why even bother at this point? Everyone knows its me stealing their shit thanks to that stupid hearing week and your LOUD AS FUCK friend.

Besides, they won't be there to stop me. And if I take perishables, it's not like they'll be back in time to demand their shit back. Fuck 'em. Need anything?

[civilizedforce]

He usually calms down if you give him some wax lips. [Or romance but like hell he is going to tell her that.]

True. If you can find any weapons, I'd appreciate it. A soft-bristled hairbrush would be nice as well.

[onteamdyson]

Wax lips? Where the hell am I supposed to find wax lips?! What even...

[Wait a fucking second. HAIRBRUSH?!] .................... Droog. You don't have any hair.

[civilizedforce]

I don't know. Ask him, it's his candy.

[Flattest look ever. He points at his hat and answers her dryly, like it's the most obvious thing in the world.] It's for my hat.

[onteamdyson]

Your hat doesn't have hair either!

[civilizedforce]

[Siiiigh.] Yes. I know. It's for cleaning.

[onteamdyson]

Oh. So like... a lint brush. That makes a hell of a lot more sense. Why didn't you just say so in the first place?!

[Clearly, it's all Droog's fault for not articulating his needs PROPERLY!]

[civilizedforce]

I saw no reason to.

[He is used to people just giving him stuff without making a fuss. Plus it is super obvious to him what a brush's true purpose is.]

[onteamdyson]

Blah. Whatevs. I'll find you a stupid brush as soon as more of these losers hit their bye-bye buttons.

[civilizedforce]

Good. Thank you.