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[onteamdyson]

[The ‘berry beeps ten times as Kenzi frantically tries to use it to dial a number. She activates what she thinks is speaker phone and holds the device just below her mouth. When she speaks, it’s in an urgent but hushed tone]Bo? ... Bo?! It’s Kenzi, obs! Either I’ve been abducted by aliens or the men in white coats tapped my phone, heard all those

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[cardiacisbest]

NOOKIE POWERED SUPER POWERS EH
I THINK I FUCKIN LIKE THE SOUNDA THAT

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[onteamdyson]

EW PERV! y the hell do u have bo's phone!?

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[cardiacisbest]

HOW HOT IS THIS BO CHICK

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[onteamdyson]

none of ur fucking business creepo!!!!

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[becomes_cold]

Shut up.

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[onteamdyson]

WTF? U shut up d-bag

idek who the hell you are! how did u get this #?

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[becomes_cold]

The fuck is that shit? Is that more "leet" or what the fuck ever?

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[onteamdyson]

leet? the 90's called, they want their fads back. learn to txt prprly asshole!

[tears_of_gems]

Ummm, excuse me miss? Are you alright? Has someone told you about this place?

[onteamdyson]

WHAT? Who the shiznit is this? How the hell did you get this number? What place? Do you work for Lauren? THE HELL IS GOING ON?

[tears_of_gems]

No. I am Yukina. I do not work for anyone. Are you alright?

[onteamdyson]

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, PUKE-INA!

[brosephgoebbels]

Sounds hot.

[ He probably means the nookie-powered super powers but it could also be the alien abduction, you'll have to figure that one out on your own. ]

[onteamdyson]

Okay, fourth random that somehow has the same number as three other randoms. What the FUCK is going on here? Give me some answers before I start going rabid giraffe-mouse on your ass!

... Have I been kidnapped? Are you holding me for ransom?! Because, newsflash, my peeps are broke as all hell and those Rolexes aren't even mine.

[brosephgoebbels]

...Shit's some painful mating to make that kinda beast. Ain't sure I wanna think about giraffe cock gettin' up on that mouse.

[ He makes a face, scratching curiously at his chin. ] Yeah, I kinda guess it's like kidnappin'. But with less board games.

[onteamdyson]

[This is the driest glare in the glarehara desert] How do you know the mouse didn't make the giraffe his bitch?

SO YOU DID KIDNAP ME?! What the hell, you sick freak! I totally know karate and tae kwan fuck you so don't even get any ideas, bucko!

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[bbcarrotcooler]

Alright, for the record I was totally gonna comment on the "nookie powered" thing, because--yeah. But after seeing the idiots who've already responded to you [And because you're actually pretty hot]...

Hey. You just got fucked over. And whoever you're trying to call isn't gonna get hear you.

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[onteamdyson]

Ugh, none of you people even have any idea what that means! ... Which is good because noneofyourbusinessshutup.

[She holds her free hand up in exasperation and takes a deep breath] Okay. Look. Could you just please, please tell me where I am and what the hell is going on here.

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[bbcarrotcooler]

...I mean I've got some like...educated guesses as to what it could mean. Heh.

Alright so--take a seat or something, ladydude. You've been kidnapped, basically, by the shitheads that run this place...we're in the Facility. They take people and keep them in this place and do human testing, and it fucking blows nuts. There's a different test every week.

And now here's the part where you go "But that sounds like something out of a movie and this must be a dream and I've got super crazy powers so I'll break out" or something, and then I say "No dude, you're fucked, we're fucked, it's real, but we'll find a way to get out eventually, but you flipping ten thousand shits isn't gonna help."

Clear enough?

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[onteamdyson]

................. I don't have any powers.

[She kind of just flops on her bed and looks around slowly.] ... You got any proof, mystery guy?