01: "I have the only gun on board, welcome to Facility Air." | John "Malkovitch" Egbert [VIDEO]

Mar 12, 2011 23:59

[Well hey, look at that, John's already posting so soon after reset. But something seems... Off. Maybe it's the confident smirk, the weird gleam in his eyes, or the glowing black sigil on that otherwise blue hoodie. But for a moment there, it seems like it's just John-]

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

[Until his voice removes all doubt. People from Venice can have flashbacks now.]

I do hope you'll be enjoying this week, I know I will be. Such a week can't be wasted, after all.

Ah, but where are my manners.

[He bows, the hood being swept out of the way.]

My name is John Egbert. Yes yes, I know - I'm a little different from the Egbert you know and love. But don't worry.

[He smiles.] We'll be taking good care of him. Me and some friends of mine.

Please don't attempt any "heroics", as we are heavily armed and already fortified inside a base of operations, and such an attempt would be foolish at best and... Well, suicidal at worst. We're the ones running things this week... So relax. Grab some popcorn.

[He grins, glowing blue through the whole of his body as he utters the last line.]

A show like this comes only once in a lifetime. Heh heh heh...

[End feed.]

[OOC: The 'Evil Egbert Ensemble' can either post to the comm (if they don't care about cover like their leader) or in-person.]

c: patchouli knowledge, c: alessa gillespie, c: jack noir, c: sollux captor, c: eridan ampora, evil twin week

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