Dave ♣ Eleventh Stride ♣ [Video]

[ironicpurposes]

[ There's a little boy with pointy shades sitting up on a top bunk. .He looks four, maybe five, but even so he doesn't seem too worked up about his new surroundings. He's just crunching up a food bar and feeding the pieces to the crow perched nearby. Once the bar is thoroughly crushed, Dave pokes the 'berry with crumb-covered fingers. ]

I wanna know why I'm not in my 'partment no more. S'not cool, moving me when I'm sleepin'.

Bro, if you're hiding or somethin', stop being a stupid stupid dumbass and come out. This place don't even got any juice and the candy bars taste like ick. [ A pause, and then a less stoic -- ] So just come out, 'kay? We can do better stuff at home. This game's no fun.