Days of Life//001 [Text]

[coolest_zombie]

Ah….ha! The mighty prowess of Uchiha Obito strikes yet again, see? Didn’t need the instruction manual, after all. I so told you I could handle myself. Now if only I could figure out how to hack into the main system thing and figure out where the hell Rin is…

Yeah, hear that? I’m onto you bastards. You kidnapped Rin, and now I got caught up and

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[freshscars]

Obito...

What room are you in? Where are you?

[coolest_zombie]

What? Kakashi!? You got kidnapped too? Dumbass! Now how the hell am I gonna get Rin out of here? Aren't you supposed to be a genius or something?

And how the hell am I supposed to know things like that!

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[freshscars]

What are you--

[freshscars]

Stay where you are. I'll find you.

[slug_sannin]

More Uchihas? The Consortium has a fixation of their own.

[coolest_zombie]

The wha-?

And wait, more Uchiha?? You mean the Rock-nin are after us and they captured others!? Oh man, these scum are worse than I thought.

[slug_sannin]

They keep telling me the Uchihas are all geniuses, but I'm not buying it.

There are no Rock-nin here. Yes, you've been kidnapped, but not by shinobi. Would you quit flopping around for a minute and turn your damn brain on?

[coolest_zombie]

........Yeah, well, whoever said that can shove it for all I care. Still, show some respect, huh?

...the hell? You're not making sense, person that didn't introduce themselves. You a prisoner here, too? Don't worry, my ex-teammate's coming to get me, then we'll bust everyone out.

[nihonjika]

Another Uchiha?

There are no rock-nin here, if that's what you're referring to.

[coolest_zombie]

'Another Uchiha' What the hell is this crap? We're a respected clan, asshole whoever you are! Act it!

So where'd they run off to? Where's Rin? You seen her? She's a medic, cute, short hair, uh...and stuff. Leaf medic.

[nihonjika]

I give respect when it's earned. I'd watch what you say to certain people around here.

I'm Nara Shikamaru, a Chuunin of Konoha. There's no one named Rin here, and the none of the other villages are responsible for your situation.

... I see that Kakashi is coming for you. He'll be able to explain the situation.

[coolest_zombie]

Yeah yeah, whatever.

Nara, huh? And of course Rin is here. It's an Iwa base, isn't it? Pretty advanced stuff, though, gotta say... And if they're not, then who the hell is? Some creepers after Uchiha? 'Cause I ain't tellin' 'em nothin'! I don't care what they do.

Yeah, right, sure. He went and got himself captured too. Moron.

...waitasec. How do you know him? Kashi doesn't have friends.

[flowering_paper]

Hn. Another from Konoha? Just keep breeding, I see.

This is not the doing of any shinobi here, it's all been done by someone outside force that is a bunch of sick people. Truth-be-told, you're better off calming down and staying quiet.

Another Uchiha...

[coolest_zombie]

Yeah, yeah, so I've heard. Sick people, stuck here, experiments, I'm dead, by the way. ...Still don't believe it.

And hey~! I saw you! You're...OH. You're my roommate person, right? One of 'em at least.

[immerzweitbeste]

Another Konoha shinobi, and an Uchiha at that. Did they take a specific liking to the other two, or what?

I pity your poor family.

[coolest_zombie]

...Other two what? Uchiha? Who the hell else is here?

And we don't need your stupid pity.

[immerzweitbeste]

Sasuke and Itachi.

It was an expression. I have better things to do with my time than pity every brat the Consortium brings in.

[coolest_zombie]

Oh, okay. I don't know of a Sasuke, but Tachi-kun I do at least.

...Better be. The Uchiha are a proud and noble clan, I'll have you know.