17th Miracle? - Video - Gamzee Makara
[ The video feed clicks on with Gamzee tapping on the screen at first.]
Hey, this fuckin' thing is on, right? Fuckin' sweet. Listen up, cause I got an important message for all of you. Especially you, cat-fucker.
GOOD MORNING YOU STUPID ASS FUCKS! HOW YOU ALL DOING!?
I sure hope you're enjoying this awesomely beautiful day, cause it's about to get a lot uglier depending on your point of view. Me, I think it's going to get a lot motherfucking sweeter in this bullshit. Gonna paint this town a whole new motherfucking color.
So, anyway, for you stupid motherfuckers who don't know me, my name is Gamzee Makara, and I'm just happy as a pig rolling around in its own fucking shit right now. You know why?
Cause todays the fucking day I'm going to fucking kill each and every fucking one of you motherfuckers. Human, troll, dog thing, god, I don't give a FUCK what you are. I'm still gonna kill your ass.
But you know what I'm thinking? Shit, why should my ass be the one to go find all of you on my own. So I'm going to fuckin' do all us bitches a motherfuckin' favor here, and tell you where I am so you can come and get your ass kicking at your own free fuckin' time.
So just come to [directions to where he's currently hiding here] when you're all fuckin' good and ready to die.
[Filtered to Nepeta/10% Unhackable]
So we doing this, or are you just backing off like a stupid cowardly little bitch?
[ooc: So effectively, this can be a reply or action post to Evil! Gamzee who, as a warning, has been clowned by Asura. Really, it's not big enough to plot much out, so I thought that if anyone wanted to come kick the crap out of him/get their asses kicked by him just for lack of anything to do, I'd put up this post.]
Hey, this fuckin' thing is on, right? Fuckin' sweet. Listen up, cause I got an important message for all of you. Especially you, cat-fucker.
GOOD MORNING YOU STUPID ASS FUCKS! HOW YOU ALL DOING!?
I sure hope you're enjoying this awesomely beautiful day, cause it's about to get a lot uglier depending on your point of view. Me, I think it's going to get a lot motherfucking sweeter in this bullshit. Gonna paint this town a whole new motherfucking color.
So, anyway, for you stupid motherfuckers who don't know me, my name is Gamzee Makara, and I'm just happy as a pig rolling around in its own fucking shit right now. You know why?
Cause todays the fucking day I'm going to fucking kill each and every fucking one of you motherfuckers. Human, troll, dog thing, god, I don't give a FUCK what you are. I'm still gonna kill your ass.
But you know what I'm thinking? Shit, why should my ass be the one to go find all of you on my own. So I'm going to fuckin' do all us bitches a motherfuckin' favor here, and tell you where I am so you can come and get your ass kicking at your own free fuckin' time.
So just come to [directions to where he's currently hiding here] when you're all fuckin' good and ready to die.
[Filtered to Nepeta/10% Unhackable]
So we doing this, or are you just backing off like a stupid cowardly little bitch?
[ooc: So effectively, this can be a reply or action post to Evil! Gamzee who, as a warning, has been clowned by Asura. Really, it's not big enough to plot much out, so I thought that if anyone wanted to come kick the crap out of him/get their asses kicked by him just for lack of anything to do, I'd put up this post.]