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[Clubs Deuce ♣ Audio ♣ 011]

Oct 11, 2010 20:46

Is everyone okay? I've been hearing some really weird things about twins or, um, something! Droog, Boxcars, Jack? Um, everyone?!

[Private to Jack Noir; Locked 20%]

I have some really important information I need to tell you!

clubs deuce, c: jack noir, evil twin week

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[locked 20%] ascendtoace October 12 2010, 01:16:23 UTC

Spit it out, I don't have all fucking day.

[locked 20%] deuceofclubs October 12 2010, 01:18:55 UTC

Okay but... what if you're one of the twins!?

This would be sort of bad for you to find out if you were!

[locked 20%] ascendtoace October 12 2010, 01:27:26 UTC

I'm not a fucking copy, you idiot. Do you see any other Jacks around here?

Tell me now, that's an order. What did you find?

[locked 20%] deuceofclubs October 12 2010, 01:32:08 UTC

Well, no, but I kind of don't think that really proves anything!

Hm, nope! I don't think I can just be giving out this information for free~!

[locked 20%] ascendtoace October 12 2010, 01:34:02 UTC

When the hell did you become such a smartass? Do I have to come over there and beat some sense into you or what?

[locked 20%] deuceofclubs October 12 2010, 01:40:10 UTC

Aw, but you couldn't do that! You don't even know where I am!

[locked 20%] ascendtoace October 12 2010, 01:46:41 UTC

Then you better hope I don't find you.

Ugh. Fine. What do you want me to do?

[locked 20%] deuceofclubs October 12 2010, 01:53:33 UTC

[He just laughs at that.]

I want you to find me, of course! But not me! The other me! And kill him. I figured it would be more fun this way than if I just did it!

[locked 20%] ascendtoace October 12 2010, 01:58:14 UTC

[There's a pause as he considers this.]

Which one are you?

[locked 20%] deuceofclubs October 12 2010, 02:00:45 UTC

You can't guess?

[locked 20%] ascendtoace October 12 2010, 02:15:00 UTC

Just checking. I was going to use the other one for myself, but if you're going to be such a cagey prick.

If you're lying about having information, don't come crying to me next time you need something. You'll be lucky if you don't lose a few limbs for it.

[locked 20%] deuceofclubs October 12 2010, 02:24:35 UTC

Sorry! But he's not usually all that useful, anyway!

Only a few limbs? Kinda generous for you! Don't worry, though! You'll get your information, I promise!

[locked 20%] ascendtoace October 12 2010, 02:42:28 UTC

Yeah, but he's gullible as fuck. Killing him is gonna be like stabbing fish in a barrel.

Well I can't just go around killing my crew, can I? Have to give you a fair warning first.

[locked 20%] god that icon is creepy D: deuceofclubs October 12 2010, 02:49:41 UTC

True~! He's very easy to manipulate. But oh well! That should just make it more fun!

Wow, thanks! I didn't know you cared so much!

[locked 20%] ascendtoace October 12 2010, 03:31:12 UTC

If by fun you mean boring. Guess I could always drag it out for awhile...

Just remember what happens when you stop being useful.

[locked 20%] deuceofclubs October 12 2010, 03:57:23 UTC

That's the spirit!

Then I guess I'll just have to keep being useful then, hm? He's probably still around some gondolas in Dorsoduro! I don't think he could have went far!

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