[The video feed turns on, and Obito's reaching up to tie something to a bamboo tree. It is a colorful piece of paper, folded carefully so as not to reveal the writing within.
He ties three separate papers to the tree, and it only moves slightly. It appears that this tree is being nice, for the moment. When he's done, he steps back, and admires his work.]
Awesome! Hey Kakashi! Hurry up and finish, will you? It doesn't take that long to write, does i--Oh crap.
[The bamboo tree that had been so nice and calm suddenly starts writhing and shuddering. Before Obito can even get to the kunai in his back pocket, the bamboo tree swells up, splitting in half to reveal a huge, gaping mouth with eyes. It stares at the Uchiha, waiting, and then quickly devours the wishes Obito placed on it.]
That uhh . . . can't be good. [Turns to face someone off screen.] Hey Kakashi! I think we should find another bamboo tree . . .
[ooc: for those interested, it's
Tanabata here in Japan. It seems like the sort of thing Obito would celebrate.]