朱 [059] Uchiha Itachi

[purevermillion]

[Thanks to a certain blond Akatsuki member who blew up Itachi's door, Itachi had moved his temporary room into Sasuke's. The feed turns on to the sound of a thump as Itachi was fitting things into a desk drawer invisible to where the camera angle was recording. He eventually looks around and moves back, setting himself on the bed with his back

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[sharkywarky]

[Oh, he saw that. Well, he can stop biting. How about a finger sliding up your inner thigh, partner?]

[purevermillion]

[Dammit, Kisame! He's trying to concentrate on where he's going to hide things, why are you doing this! He gives an annoyed sound with his throat as he reached down to stop the invisible hand that was making its way to unwanted territory.]

[sharkywarky]

[And that invisible hand is going to just tease, making circles around on Itachi's doll dody.

Gently blows air against Itachi's neck.

Oh yes, he's going to enjoy torturing you.]

[purevermillion]

[He frowns again before closing his eyes for a moment.]

Kisame, stop this.

[Oh, you see? He knows.]

[Private video, because Kisame likes being slightly mean to his best friend]

[sharkywarky]

[Have a video message, Itachi. There are two dolls, surrounded in cloaks and discarded garments and down to their undergarments only. Oh, it would appear that Kisame has retrieved his doll.

And now, the Itachi doll is sitting on top of the Kisame doll. Is that snickering? Perhaps.

A disembodied voice comes over the video] You really have no sense of humor, Itachi.

Do you think Kanda would appreciate seeing this? Maybe I should post this to the network . . .

[Private video, trying to torment the master of torture? Silly shark]

[purevermillion]

You wouldn't.

[He's fixing his collar now, clearly he wasn't feeling so fresh now.]

I would not be able to control the exorcist from killing you if you did.

[Private video, it's something to do to pass the time?]

[sharkywarky]

Ahh, would he really try to kill me? That might be fun. There's really nothing to do here.

[Gently puts the dolls aside, and looks into the camera]

You should come here.

[Private video, even with you, his patience can wear down]

[purevermillion]

You underestimate him. You should know better than to question my tastes.

What for, exactly.

[Private video, he loves his you too<3]

[sharkywarky]

I never underestimate. I anticipate. And I do not question your tastes.

. . . . .

Because I miss you. You're alive and I would like to enjoy your company. Is that really so much to ask?

[Private video, you're so lucky you're his bff DX

[purevermillion]

Then anticipate fighting him alone. I will not help you.

Kisame. If you wanted my attention you only needed to ask for it. [Not molest his doll, you fool.]

[Private video, He knows he is very lucky indeed<3]

[sharkywarky]

Well, I didn't ask for your help in this. I would not have minded it, but I understand why you won't.

. . . . . [Smirks] Come now, Itachi. You didn't enjoy this at all? So cruel.

[Despite that, he's still smiling.]

[Private video, He knows he is very lucky indeed<3]

[purevermillion]

One can only hope you understand. I'm not up for explaining it any further than what has been said.

[You see that? That contemplative look.]

You enjoy the torture. You went too far last night, however.

[Private video]

[sharkywarky]

Excuse me? What do you think I did last night?

[Private video]

[purevermillion]

You never... left that doll alone in peace.

[Private video]

[sharkywarky]

I did! When I went to sleep.

. . . . .

Maybe the other doll didn't leave your doll alone.

[Private video]

[purevermillion]

You have been warned. I will not repeat myself.

[How can he be serious with that sort of comment, Kisame.]