Report Eleven- Video and Public

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* The Feed flickers on and it is obvious that William had somehow escaped Grell and had single handily finished off his storage of fine red wines, as William is dressed in only his white boxers, socks and a polka dotted tie, and a very bright blush to his cheeks. William taps the microphone a view times before he opens his mouth to say something- or to be be clearer to sing something*

My Darling Friends~
I was lazing around my bedroom
When an idea occurred to me
I thought you might be wondering about,
Who’s not wearing any clothes? I’m not!
My darlings,
Who’s afraid to kiss your toes? I’m not!
Your William dear is blowing into your ear,
So you’ll get it loud and clear,
I need you to squeeze me here *he strokes his chest*...
And here *a flash of his inner thigh*...
And here *He turns around and peeks between his legs- waving his toosh*...
*he flops on his unmade bed*
Cootchie, cootchie, cootchie coo.
I’ve got a plan for what I’m gonna do to you,
So hot you’re gonna steam, and scream,
And vibrate like a string I’m plucking -
Kiss your fevered little brow,
Pinch your cheeks till you say “Ow,”
And I can hardly wait to show you how,
Who won’t care if you come to me tired and overworked?
I won’t!
Who knows a therapy to beat what you can get from me?
I don’t!
*He blows a kiss to the camera before it times out*