Oct 27, 2009 16:20
[Ivan turns the video feed on, his smiling face in frame with Grell close behind. He hasn't found a leash for him yet, so for now he's dragging him by a lock of his long red hair.]
This place is much bigger than the usual one, да? Interesting, too.
Owowowo...
[Grell whines and flails his arms, his poor hair has been brutally abused by the devil Russia.]
Ivan? sweetheart? I'm flattered with your odd obsession with me...but ...LET GO!
Don't call me sweetheart.
[He still has a smile and his voice is soft, but the aura around him is truly evil.]
Now...stay quiet. Something's been following us. Let's see what it is, да?
[He turns sharply, pulling Grell with him ofcourse, and the camera shows a rather strange creature. A monster.]
Ooh, I've never seen anything like you before.
[The monster is completely ignored...for now. Grell's far too busy glaring at his abuser, eyes shining with that golden glow. He decides it's time to get rid of Ivan. He shifts, ready to withdraw his scythe but instead...he transforms into a big, red chainsaw.
It falls to the ground, and few seconds later...it speaks!]
WHAT THE HELL...WHAT'S GOING ON!?
[Ivan almost draws the blade he received from Madara when he suddenly sees the chainsaw on the ground beside him. And...hears it? And it has the annoying red-head's voice? He picks it up easily with one hand.]
Well...this is interesting, да?
[But before he can pry on the unusual situation anymore the monster suddenly attacks.]
Excuse me, Grell.
[He brings the chainsaw up but it doesn't rev and all it does is defend.]
It looks like you need to put some effort into this, too, да.
H-HEY!
[Grell protests when Ivan picks him up, still confused. He finally takes notice of the monster, and his first reaction is a soft chuckle.]
Put some effort? Nah, I rather watch the monster deal with you, sweetheart~ <3
[Oh wait, the monster seems big enough to swallow them both! Ivan's annoying, but not enough to get himself hurt. He groans.]
.......I don't know what I'm supposed to do!
I'll give you some motivation, then.
[He throws the faciliberry to the ground, though where it stops gives a nice view of the fight. He then runs at the monster, still easily wielding, um, Grell with one hand.]
You kill it or I kill you.
[He brings the chainsaw down, hoping it will rev up before it hits their adversary. Otherwise he's open for an attack.]
NO NO WAIT! IVAN!!
[Grell squeals in panic, trying his best to figure something out to save himself. Yes, Ivan is definitely in his black list now, he will have to take care of him later. Suddenly, the blades start spinning violently, which makes it a bit more difficult for Ivan to control.]
Ah hah!
[Ivan giggles as he brings the chainsaw down on the monster, now having to hold it with two hands. Damn that giggle. Grell just wants to strangle him. The thing shrieks as it's cut in half and turns into a black mist before swirling like a tornado and finally transforming into a red orb. Ivan looks at it curiously.]
Hmm?
[And now that the monster has been dealt with, Grell began yelling. Ivan says nothing and just smiles dangerously as Grell does so.]
What the hell is wrong with you!? If you are suicidal, don't drag me down with y - !
[And here we go again, he transforms back into his regular form. The shingami sighs in relief before he turns his attention to the side. And for some reason...he picks up the burning red soul, taking it in his hand and swallowing it one go.
Ivan blinks as Grell suddenly stops mid-sentence and watches with curiousity as he grabs the orb and takes it into his mouth, swallowing it whole.]
You ate it?
[He goes over and makes Grell open his mouth, looking inside.]
You ate it. Are you hungry anymore?
[Grell glares as the man stretches his mouth wide open, muffling.]
Yeah, I ate it! Don't ask why. I just felt I had too!
[He pulls his head away and wipes his mouth with the back of his wrist.]
...No, I'm not hungry anymore. That .....was so weird! What the hell just happened?
[Ivan just shrugs and grabs Grell's hair again.]
I don't know, but I'll keep it in mind for next time, да?
[He goes over to the faciliberry and picks it back up.]
But for now let's try and find you a proper leash. Does anyone know where we could find one?
[It seems that's why Ivan even started the feed in the first place. And now that his business is done he cuts it off.]
ivan braginski (russia),
grell sutcliff