(013) Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.

[a_dinozzo]

Man. Is there a particular reason why there's a scarecrow in the apartment? I woke up and it was looming over me.

Of course, I shot it. What? It was moving. I swear it was!

Now, if the next curse involved something along the lines of Hitchcock's The Birds, the scarecrows could be useful, but I don't think so.

Comments

[caf_pow_girl]

Oh! I watched that last night.

[a_dinozzo]

Think we've got you to thank for the sudden scarecrow-invasion? Maybe the city got scared.

[caf_pow_girl]

Tony~! I can't bring on a curse!

[a_dinozzo]

In this place, who knows?

... Nah. I'm only kidding.

[caf_pow_girl]

Oh! I'm buying stuffed animals for my roommates. Do you want one too?

[a_dinozzo]

After all these years, Abs, do you honestly take me for the type of guy who goes for stuffed animals? I wouldn't say no to a farting one, like Bert, though.

[caf_pow_girl]

Nope. You go for sexy blondes who offer their apartments to you. I found a store that sells ones like that!

[a_dinozzo]

Yep. Those can share my bed any time. Really? Do they sell farting tigers or lions or dragons? That would be so cool.

[caf_pow_girl]

And no commitments for you to worry about too. You've got it made. Like the my ex-boytoy that I still IM. Or I did at home. They do! I love the store. I'm going to see if they have a Bert II there.

[a_dinozzo]

Yep, it's perfect. Which ex-boytoy? The one at NASA? Bring me a dragon. Or a tiger. If you insist on brining me a stuffed animal and all.

[caf_pow_girl]

The particle physicist. Oh! There's a dragon that has neon green eyes that you'll like!

[a_dinozzo]

Ah, him. I can hardly keep track of them all, Abs. Have you found one in the city yet? Because you should. Awesome!

[caf_pow_girl]

No boytoys yet. Or boyfriends. But I have been spending lots of time at Lux. Mostly on Saturdays though. That's where Gren plays.

[a_dinozzo]

Come on, Abs. You can do better than that! But don't find yourself a stalker again. That sucked.

[caf_pow_girl]

You thought it sucked? Tony, I was the one hiding!

[a_dinozzo]

That's why it sucked, Abs.