WHAT IN THE HELL?!"
*ashley "responsible" whitehead...
wait no...responsible cant be my middle name at the moment...i definitely think i lost my phone and now i think i lost my keys...shit...um sheryl wont be happy with this information because this would be the...third phone i have lost...the first one was stolen in my gym locker, the second..well...i think i dropped it in the restroom...that case is still being investigated...and well if i really did lose this one it would be lucky number three...and the keys...well um last year i definitely threw one pair away..because i put my keys in my lunch...i threw them away...me and sheryl came back up to school(with rubber gloves and all) and got to dig through the dumpster...what a mother daughter bonding experience...whoa...the night i threw away my keys i got in my first wreck, well fender-bender(i have no clue how to spell that word)...it was at gateway movie theatre..and this guy just backed into me...not cool...and my alarm started going off and these guys stuck out of their car and were like "yeah! you rock!"...i hate when people are obnoxious at times like that...and then this man came up to me and said "maybe you should press the alarm button on your keys to turn off your alarm"...i was like um no shit sherlock...too bad the little control panel on my keys doesnt work...if they did i would have done that a while ago...so asked him "can you move for a second" and slammed my car door...uh...the guy who hit me went to our school...and after the wreck i swear i saw that kid all the damn time at school...then two years ago on christmas eve i got in another little accident...i hit a car when i was parking at the local HEB...on christmas eve...mayhem?...um yes...thomas was so pissed off at me...i was afraid for my life at one point...
"dad i am so sorry i didnt mean to"
"what the hell you mean you didnt mean to?!All of the cars are parked the opposite way!why would you park this way"
"i am so sorry"
"god d*%#@t ashley!"
(and the tears were a flowing folks.)
oy.i hate parking...it sucks...i am awful at it...i had to call my parents one time to come back out of a parking space for me one time because i had parked so awfully...they laughed so hard when they came up and saw my parked the way i was parked...i cant believe they came and got me out of a parking space...i am such a baby...oh damn everytime by the one and only britney is on....seriously i love my parents...i heard two speeches today about a parents love...and honestly i can say that i am blessed with my parents...because even if i get hella annoyed with them...the good/supportive times out way the bad...anways...after my little HEB incident i park pretty far away from other cars usually because i have anxiety about it...but i am improving...i must admit...wait!...breaking news...ashley whitehead has found her phone and keys...the phone was in my dresser...the keys on the counter...phew....close call...i guess now my middle name can be responsible...alright...over and out...10-4...love...denver..wait i am not finished...i just thought about this...i revealed my name on my lj...i mean i have revealed my first name before...but not my last...i feel so exposed...oh well...whatev...i dont judge...love, denver
wait no...responsible cant be my middle name at the moment...i definitely think i lost my phone and now i think i lost my keys...shit...um sheryl wont be happy with this information because this would be the...third phone i have lost...the first one was stolen in my gym locker, the second..well...i think i dropped it in the restroom...that case is still being investigated...and well if i really did lose this one it would be lucky number three...and the keys...well um last year i definitely threw one pair away..because i put my keys in my lunch...i threw them away...me and sheryl came back up to school(with rubber gloves and all) and got to dig through the dumpster...what a mother daughter bonding experience...whoa...the night i threw away my keys i got in my first wreck, well fender-bender(i have no clue how to spell that word)...it was at gateway movie theatre..and this guy just backed into me...not cool...and my alarm started going off and these guys stuck out of their car and were like "yeah! you rock!"...i hate when people are obnoxious at times like that...and then this man came up to me and said "maybe you should press the alarm button on your keys to turn off your alarm"...i was like um no shit sherlock...too bad the little control panel on my keys doesnt work...if they did i would have done that a while ago...so asked him "can you move for a second" and slammed my car door...uh...the guy who hit me went to our school...and after the wreck i swear i saw that kid all the damn time at school...then two years ago on christmas eve i got in another little accident...i hit a car when i was parking at the local HEB...on christmas eve...mayhem?...um yes...thomas was so pissed off at me...i was afraid for my life at one point...
"dad i am so sorry i didnt mean to"
"what the hell you mean you didnt mean to?!All of the cars are parked the opposite way!why would you park this way"
"i am so sorry"
"god d*%#@t ashley!"
(and the tears were a flowing folks.)
oy.i hate parking...it sucks...i am awful at it...i had to call my parents one time to come back out of a parking space for me one time because i had parked so awfully...they laughed so hard when they came up and saw my parked the way i was parked...i cant believe they came and got me out of a parking space...i am such a baby...oh damn everytime by the one and only britney is on....seriously i love my parents...i heard two speeches today about a parents love...and honestly i can say that i am blessed with my parents...because even if i get hella annoyed with them...the good/supportive times out way the bad...anways...after my little HEB incident i park pretty far away from other cars usually because i have anxiety about it...but i am improving...i must admit...wait!...breaking news...ashley whitehead has found her phone and keys...the phone was in my dresser...the keys on the counter...phew....close call...i guess now my middle name can be responsible...alright...over and out...10-4...love...denver..wait i am not finished...i just thought about this...i revealed my name on my lj...i mean i have revealed my first name before...but not my last...i feel so exposed...oh well...whatev...i dont judge...love, denver