~I Hate Neds From Hamilton~
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today started out alright, woke up, had a shower. But it got alot worse lol
me and seggie went in town for a look about, it began to rain...heavily. I didnt want to get wet, but seggie had a jacket so i bought a bin bag and wore it to keep myself dry..exciting. Was looking about the town in that big bag thing with the entire population who could see me look at me or laugh lol no wonder i was walking up to ppl and making pregnancy noises in their ears lol walked by the cathouse and this loser absolutly buckled laughing at me...i went skitz and started complaining on how ridiculous she looked, even although i had a bag over my exterior she looked worse, trust me she looked stupid. met brownie on the train and wanted him to do his peedo glare at these wee girls, but he knows he has a strict thing that if hes caught with a hint of sexual intentions the authorities will have him for 25 years lol
went home and some guy shouted out his car window "gay bastard!" i returned his nice wee saying with "ill put a brick through your windsheild, ya prik" got the train to garys, all was well.
decided to go to the snooker....biggest mistake of the life to date.
we left house expecting a nice game of snooker, but we bumped into 7 or 8 neds who thot theyde ask us where we lived, i was being proud saying i come from glasgow =) these wee scrotums thot that glasgows a bad place and decided to jab me for it, then his pal and him started booting the shit out of me =( he fucking knee'd me in the face and broke my nose the little gimp, didnt even have a pube to his name, i hope he trips up and falls on a junkie needle then dies of AIDS drowning. then he starts fiddling about in his pocket, probably looking for a knife then gary jumps on the prik saving me from a trip to the A&E, so gary begins to run while im stunned from having the fuck booted out of me realise i dropped my berret, so i go back for that then i think "what the fuck am i doing?" so i run as well. Meanwhile this drugged up guys chasing gary shouting "come back, i want to talk to you" and i overtake him and he shouts at me " mere you" like i was really goin to say "oh wait a minute he wants to see me i'll go over and get more shit kiked out me" we ran like fuck till we got away, gary dropped his phone they stole it and probably threw my berret in the bin cos its stupid lol
if i txted you stroke phoned you or told you, then really i wanted you to know if i didnt, thers 1) a gd reason i didnt 2) you wouldnt have cared anyway my nose has not stopped bleeding for hours now keeps fuvkin goin everywhere.
lets just b thankful nothing worse happened like being stabbed, being severly beat up, lying in a burn to b found by the CSI team. I may have bn stabbed tonight im extremly thankful im not.
got a phonecall from jacqui, lots of laughter lol sorry i was confused didnt know if you were talking to me or your friends lol
i look as if i have just murdered some1 my nose just scooshed out all this blood, next time i wont touch it with alot of pressure haha.
just for the record......DIE YOU LITTLE HAMILTON NEDS!!!! I WOULDNT THINK TWICE ABOUT THROWING A GRENADE AT YOUR FACE!!!
thank you for those who bothered to care..xx
better go halo 2 calls for me =)
Catch ye Versace..x
today started out alright, woke up, had a shower. But it got alot worse lol
me and seggie went in town for a look about, it began to rain...heavily. I didnt want to get wet, but seggie had a jacket so i bought a bin bag and wore it to keep myself dry..exciting. Was looking about the town in that big bag thing with the entire population who could see me look at me or laugh lol no wonder i was walking up to ppl and making pregnancy noises in their ears lol walked by the cathouse and this loser absolutly buckled laughing at me...i went skitz and started complaining on how ridiculous she looked, even although i had a bag over my exterior she looked worse, trust me she looked stupid. met brownie on the train and wanted him to do his peedo glare at these wee girls, but he knows he has a strict thing that if hes caught with a hint of sexual intentions the authorities will have him for 25 years lol
went home and some guy shouted out his car window "gay bastard!" i returned his nice wee saying with "ill put a brick through your windsheild, ya prik" got the train to garys, all was well.
decided to go to the snooker....biggest mistake of the life to date.
we left house expecting a nice game of snooker, but we bumped into 7 or 8 neds who thot theyde ask us where we lived, i was being proud saying i come from glasgow =) these wee scrotums thot that glasgows a bad place and decided to jab me for it, then his pal and him started booting the shit out of me =( he fucking knee'd me in the face and broke my nose the little gimp, didnt even have a pube to his name, i hope he trips up and falls on a junkie needle then dies of AIDS drowning. then he starts fiddling about in his pocket, probably looking for a knife then gary jumps on the prik saving me from a trip to the A&E, so gary begins to run while im stunned from having the fuck booted out of me realise i dropped my berret, so i go back for that then i think "what the fuck am i doing?" so i run as well. Meanwhile this drugged up guys chasing gary shouting "come back, i want to talk to you" and i overtake him and he shouts at me " mere you" like i was really goin to say "oh wait a minute he wants to see me i'll go over and get more shit kiked out me" we ran like fuck till we got away, gary dropped his phone they stole it and probably threw my berret in the bin cos its stupid lol
if i txted you stroke phoned you or told you, then really i wanted you to know if i didnt, thers 1) a gd reason i didnt 2) you wouldnt have cared anyway my nose has not stopped bleeding for hours now keeps fuvkin goin everywhere.
lets just b thankful nothing worse happened like being stabbed, being severly beat up, lying in a burn to b found by the CSI team. I may have bn stabbed tonight im extremly thankful im not.
got a phonecall from jacqui, lots of laughter lol sorry i was confused didnt know if you were talking to me or your friends lol
i look as if i have just murdered some1 my nose just scooshed out all this blood, next time i wont touch it with alot of pressure haha.
just for the record......DIE YOU LITTLE HAMILTON NEDS!!!! I WOULDNT THINK TWICE ABOUT THROWING A GRENADE AT YOUR FACE!!!
thank you for those who bothered to care..xx
better go halo 2 calls for me =)
Catch ye Versace..x