speech! speech!
so i'm 20. nearly half-way to dead.
(20 year like a fucking vacuum.)
and what do i have to say for myself?
this total nerd has at least 20 more to go.
& hopefully something violently memorable will have happened by then.
(20 year like a fucking vacuum.)
and what do i have to say for myself?
this total nerd has at least 20 more to go.
& hopefully something violently memorable will have happened by then.
period.
i'll kill you in 20 years.
but it wont be memorable, 'cause you'll be dead.
so, i don't know if that defeats the whole thing, but. .
it'll be memorable for everyone else.
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maybe i'll kill you first
that would be violent AND memorable.
especially since it will be death-by-ovary-extraction.
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"that would be violent AND memorable."
but that's what i said.
i mean, i just don't that it would've been memorable for y o u, 'cause. . .
you know. . .
you'd be dead.
"yee-ha!"
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"that would be violent AND memorable."
but yeah, i suppose it would be though.
that and mean.
so obsessed with ovarian afflictions.
would you eat them?
just kidding, you'd probably keep me alive and make me eat 'em?
that'd be pretty fucked up.
and memorable.
ew.
i'm in computer lab and this hippie guy with an ugly reggae hat smells like a dog. and it's makin' this thing way worse.
this is gross.
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never.
but:
it would make for a headline:
CRAZED NERD GIRL KILLS DUMB BITCH VIA OVARY EXTRACTION:
HOW CAN YOU PREVENT YOUR FRIENDS FROM DOING THIS TO YOU?
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you should punch that dog hippie in the ovaries.
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So what exactly are the warning signs and what can you do?
1. When your friend says that they will kill you by taking out your ovaries, contact the local authorities immediately.
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you should click on the "doo doo" link in your interests and check out the communities. it's pretty gross.
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unlike some parties, who will remain unamed....
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