Here's a paper plate. Perhaps now you'll have something to eat my heart off of.
Wow, I'm fucking lame:
General Facts
1) Name on birth certificate? Jacob Matthew Harbour
2) Birthday? April 30th '87
3) Height? 6'3"
4) Eye color? Don't know anymore. Blue, i think
5) Hair color? Brownish black
6) Hometown? Lakeside (oh god)
7) Birthplace? a Hospital?
8) School? Steel canyon....yay?
9) Screename(s)? spiffyjake2000 (whats the point in having multiple SNs?
10) Email address? spiffyjake2002@yahoo.com
11) Do you have a website? used to have tons
12) Nicknames? Jakey, heh
13) Siblings? My sister rocks
14) Zodiac Sign? Taurus
15) Phone # ? Hi
16) Address? Hi
17) Makeup? Not unless I'm convinced to let people put it on me *sigh*
18) Do you tan or sunburn in summer? newp
19) Religion? Agnostic
20) Church? I worship mini taco's...that count?
Favorites
18) Quote? There aren't any good ones
19) Type of music? Screamo/hardcore/emo/rock in general
20) Book? A bright red scream
21) Ice Cream? The green minty kind
22) Color? Greenish
23) Number? Don't really have one.....32742304823?
24) Sport? Pool/Billiards, heh
25) Celebrity? Steve Corell is the funniest person ever
26) Vacation Spot? Pick somewhere
27) Soda? Sunkist
28) Food? I'm a stereotypical American =( Pizza + fries
29) Fast Food? Every day
30) Radio Station? 91x/94.9
31) Breakfast Food? Haven't eaten breakfast in about 7 months
32) Candy? MILK......DUDS
33) Music Group? Right now.....As I Lay Dying
34) Song? Unwritten Law - Seein' Red (accoustic version)
35) Jeans Brand? Haha, anyone that knows me should know this
36) Clothes Brand? the internet
37) Shoes Brand? Converse, but I want some green/black checkered vans slip-on things
38) Scent? Cigarrette smoke =( or rain
39) Animal? Ferrets
40) Hangout? Pick a spot
41) Chips? Anything "sour cream and onion"
42) Game? Kick the Jake in the nuts
43) Soundtrack? I've never owned a soundtrack =( or even listened to one
44) Movie(s)? Butterfly effect, clockwork orange, or
45) TV show(s)? Home Movies, Family Guy, Futurama, Sealab, Harvey Birdman, ATHF (they better not friggin cancel it), Daily Show
46) Season? Winter
Misc.
47) Do you have AOL Instant Messager? Yup
48) If so...how many people are on your buddy list? 66
49) Pets? 1 cat, 1 dog
50) Any words or phrases you overuse? "I don't need your attitude!"
51) If you could have one wish, what would it be? A life free from drama and/or general happiness
How Do You Feel About..
52) Bill Clinton? So the guy got head. How does that make him a bad president?
53) Abortion? Pro-choice
54) Rap? Girls/Clubs/Ho's/Gangsta's/drugs = fucking pointless. Politics/etc = worthwhile
55) Alternative? not bad
56) Country? Heh, newp
58) Authority? I understand why it is neccessary, but it is so often overused. When someone is so fucking arrogant as to not accept ideas or admit their faults to people of lower autority, that is bullcrap
Romance
59) Do you have a b/f? Newp
60) If so...how long have you been going out? Well, me and no one have been going out for a long time
61) Ever been in love? Yup
62) Who do you like right now? I'm not telling *girlish giggle*
63) 1st thing you notice about the opposite gender? How outgoing they are. Unfortunately, also their clothes/hair =(
64) Turnoffs? Shy people, even tho I'm oftentimes a shy person
65) What don't you care for in the opposite gender? Isn't this the same question? heh
Getting Personal
66) Deaf/Blind? Deaf
67) Pool/Hot tub? Hot tub
68) Coke/Pepsi? Pepsi
69) Sunrise/Sunset? Sunset
70) Fast/Slow Dance? Fast
71) Day/Night? Night
72) Baseball/football? Both make me laugh, throwing a ball around is kinda pointless.
73) Burger King/McDonald's? McDonalds = way cheaper
74) Dr. Pepper/Mountain Dew? Dr. Pepper
75) Sprite/7up? 7up
76) Christmas/Easter? Easter. You dont get to hunt for eggs on Christmas, fool.
77) How many pillows do you have? 1. and its a queen sized bed too, wtf? =(
78) Piercings? 1. Plan on getting another
79) Bedtime? 3-5am
80) Most humiliating moment? #29742398742834
81) Do you get along w/ your parents? Yep
82) Pochacco/Keroppi/Hello Kitty/Badtz Maru? Ummm....WTF?
83) Sony/Panasonic? Like I fucking care.
84) Dog/Cat? Dog all the way
85) Black/White? Black (ack)
86) Shampoo/Conditioner? Conditioner.
87) Best Friend? I'm not gonna single them out
88) MTV/VH1? MTV has some decently funny shows.
89) Backstreet Boys/N'Sync? Pathetic. Learn some poetry
90) Partier/Calm/Inbetween? Calm, I never get invited to parties =(
91) Nick Carter/Justin Timberlake? No thnx =(
Have You Ever..
92) Smoked? From time to time
93) Taken other drugs? 100% drug free
94) Done anything illegal? Lemme count
95) Failed a subject? I'm a senior and have the credits of a freshman. That give you any idea?
96) Been to a foreign country? Going to Italy in a year
97) Had a pet? Yes.....and then another....and another...and another...
98) Moved? When I was 2
99) Cheated on your b/f / g/f? No.
100) Won an award? Bunch of elementary school and middle school crap
101) Beaten anyone one up? Like once or twice
102) Gotten beaten up? Yep
103) Played strip poker? Yep
104) Broken the law? "94) Done anything illegal? Lemme count" What a genious
105) Ran away? Yeah
106) Cheated on a test? Yup
107) Gone skinny dipping? Not yet
108) Drank? Not excessively
109) Broken a bone? My knee, had to go through surgery and 1 1/2 years of physical therapy
110) Kicked anyone in the balls? On accident
Do You Believe In...
111) Magic? Its how I explain shit I don't want to actually explain
112) Love at first sight? To be honest, yeah
113) God? I believe in a higher being, not really the christian/catholic/jewish/ god
114) Heaven? Not really, but I really hope there is. Its hard to envision an absence of anything, which would be where you live after you die
115) Hell? No.
116) Unicorns? Stick a party hat on a horse (it better not shit on a trail! inside joke)
117) Horoscopes? Not really
118) Ghosts? Nope. its funny what paranoya will make people think they see
119) Youself? Heh, at this point? no
120) Aliens? possible. I'm not gonna take shit on the news as true, but there could be some form of life out there, most likely not intelligent. Moss, and that type of crap
About the Opposite Sex. . .
121) Have any regrets? Well, duh
122) Must have personality traits? Outgoing
123) Things you love most about guys/girls? A cute smile or the right hair rocks (Sorry, I'm shallow =( )
The Last Time I..
124) Took a shower? Too long ago
125) Ate? 5 mins ago (mini tacos....if you don't eat them, you shouldn't be allowed to live)
126) Drank? Really long time ago, like 2 months
127) Cried? In (the place) when I got to talk to my sister
128) Laughed? I laugh every day
129) Brushed your teeth? No comment...
130) Talked on the phone? Today some time
131) Talked on instant messager? 5 seconds ago
132) Had a good time w/ friends? A couple nights ago.
134) Got straight A's? Up until 7th grade. after that....pretty much straight F's =(
135) Failed a test? Dunno, prolly recently. only thing I'm good at is tests
Random
136) What CD's are in your CD player right now? Dead Poetic - 4 wall blackmail
137) How was your day? Boring, boring, boring
138) Homework? Summer friggin rocks
139) Who do you seek advice from? Leah
140) Friend ever moved away from you? Only a few, and a long time ago
Who...
141) Has it easier, guys or girls? Depends. Mostly girls (If you wanna have a heated debate, go for it =P)
142) Makes you laugh the hardest? Dan or Ryan
143) Has a crush on you? Heh, this one person I've been trying to avoid (Sorry, but long story)
144) Do you have a crush on? It wouldn't be a crush then, now would it? =)
145) Do you hate? Anyone who thinks obtaining muscles is the epitome of happiness
146) Do you love? My doggy. Except when i have to clean her fur off my clothes.
147) Do you Have the most fun with? Dan
148) Is the loudest person? Hah, me
149) Is the most hyper? That really depends
150) Is the biggest giggler? Haha, not really sure
151) Can you trust a secret with? Dan, Leah
Plans For Future?
152) Marriage? Yeah.
153) Kids? No, please no.
154) College? Community college, hopefully
155) Job? Don't care at this point, as long as its not fast food or janitor shit
157) Where to live? Seattle; Rain rocks. Other than that, I couldn't leave SD
158) Tatoos? One of something that looks kinda like the grim reaper (hard to explain) that I have envisioned in my head. Another of a naked girl crying with a kind of blanket weaving its way around her (and covering her "privates" tee hee)
General Facts
1) Name on birth certificate? Jacob Matthew Harbour
2) Birthday? April 30th '87
3) Height? 6'3"
4) Eye color? Don't know anymore. Blue, i think
5) Hair color? Brownish black
6) Hometown? Lakeside (oh god)
7) Birthplace? a Hospital?
8) School? Steel canyon....yay?
9) Screename(s)? spiffyjake2000 (whats the point in having multiple SNs?
10) Email address? spiffyjake2002@yahoo.com
11) Do you have a website? used to have tons
12) Nicknames? Jakey, heh
13) Siblings? My sister rocks
14) Zodiac Sign? Taurus
15) Phone # ? Hi
16) Address? Hi
17) Makeup? Not unless I'm convinced to let people put it on me *sigh*
18) Do you tan or sunburn in summer? newp
19) Religion? Agnostic
20) Church? I worship mini taco's...that count?
Favorites
18) Quote? There aren't any good ones
19) Type of music? Screamo/hardcore/emo/rock in general
20) Book? A bright red scream
21) Ice Cream? The green minty kind
22) Color? Greenish
23) Number? Don't really have one.....32742304823?
24) Sport? Pool/Billiards, heh
25) Celebrity? Steve Corell is the funniest person ever
26) Vacation Spot? Pick somewhere
27) Soda? Sunkist
28) Food? I'm a stereotypical American =( Pizza + fries
29) Fast Food? Every day
30) Radio Station? 91x/94.9
31) Breakfast Food? Haven't eaten breakfast in about 7 months
32) Candy? MILK......DUDS
33) Music Group? Right now.....As I Lay Dying
34) Song? Unwritten Law - Seein' Red (accoustic version)
35) Jeans Brand? Haha, anyone that knows me should know this
36) Clothes Brand? the internet
37) Shoes Brand? Converse, but I want some green/black checkered vans slip-on things
38) Scent? Cigarrette smoke =( or rain
39) Animal? Ferrets
40) Hangout? Pick a spot
41) Chips? Anything "sour cream and onion"
42) Game? Kick the Jake in the nuts
43) Soundtrack? I've never owned a soundtrack =( or even listened to one
44) Movie(s)? Butterfly effect, clockwork orange, or
45) TV show(s)? Home Movies, Family Guy, Futurama, Sealab, Harvey Birdman, ATHF (they better not friggin cancel it), Daily Show
46) Season? Winter
Misc.
47) Do you have AOL Instant Messager? Yup
48) If so...how many people are on your buddy list? 66
49) Pets? 1 cat, 1 dog
50) Any words or phrases you overuse? "I don't need your attitude!"
51) If you could have one wish, what would it be? A life free from drama and/or general happiness
How Do You Feel About..
52) Bill Clinton? So the guy got head. How does that make him a bad president?
53) Abortion? Pro-choice
54) Rap? Girls/Clubs/Ho's/Gangsta's/drugs = fucking pointless. Politics/etc = worthwhile
55) Alternative? not bad
56) Country? Heh, newp
58) Authority? I understand why it is neccessary, but it is so often overused. When someone is so fucking arrogant as to not accept ideas or admit their faults to people of lower autority, that is bullcrap
Romance
59) Do you have a b/f? Newp
60) If so...how long have you been going out? Well, me and no one have been going out for a long time
61) Ever been in love? Yup
62) Who do you like right now? I'm not telling *girlish giggle*
63) 1st thing you notice about the opposite gender? How outgoing they are. Unfortunately, also their clothes/hair =(
64) Turnoffs? Shy people, even tho I'm oftentimes a shy person
65) What don't you care for in the opposite gender? Isn't this the same question? heh
Getting Personal
66) Deaf/Blind? Deaf
67) Pool/Hot tub? Hot tub
68) Coke/Pepsi? Pepsi
69) Sunrise/Sunset? Sunset
70) Fast/Slow Dance? Fast
71) Day/Night? Night
72) Baseball/football? Both make me laugh, throwing a ball around is kinda pointless.
73) Burger King/McDonald's? McDonalds = way cheaper
74) Dr. Pepper/Mountain Dew? Dr. Pepper
75) Sprite/7up? 7up
76) Christmas/Easter? Easter. You dont get to hunt for eggs on Christmas, fool.
77) How many pillows do you have? 1. and its a queen sized bed too, wtf? =(
78) Piercings? 1. Plan on getting another
79) Bedtime? 3-5am
80) Most humiliating moment? #29742398742834
81) Do you get along w/ your parents? Yep
82) Pochacco/Keroppi/Hello Kitty/Badtz Maru? Ummm....WTF?
83) Sony/Panasonic? Like I fucking care.
84) Dog/Cat? Dog all the way
85) Black/White? Black (ack)
86) Shampoo/Conditioner? Conditioner.
87) Best Friend? I'm not gonna single them out
88) MTV/VH1? MTV has some decently funny shows.
89) Backstreet Boys/N'Sync? Pathetic. Learn some poetry
90) Partier/Calm/Inbetween? Calm, I never get invited to parties =(
91) Nick Carter/Justin Timberlake? No thnx =(
Have You Ever..
92) Smoked? From time to time
93) Taken other drugs? 100% drug free
94) Done anything illegal? Lemme count
95) Failed a subject? I'm a senior and have the credits of a freshman. That give you any idea?
96) Been to a foreign country? Going to Italy in a year
97) Had a pet? Yes.....and then another....and another...and another...
98) Moved? When I was 2
99) Cheated on your b/f / g/f? No.
100) Won an award? Bunch of elementary school and middle school crap
101) Beaten anyone one up? Like once or twice
102) Gotten beaten up? Yep
103) Played strip poker? Yep
104) Broken the law? "94) Done anything illegal? Lemme count" What a genious
105) Ran away? Yeah
106) Cheated on a test? Yup
107) Gone skinny dipping? Not yet
108) Drank? Not excessively
109) Broken a bone? My knee, had to go through surgery and 1 1/2 years of physical therapy
110) Kicked anyone in the balls? On accident
Do You Believe In...
111) Magic? Its how I explain shit I don't want to actually explain
112) Love at first sight? To be honest, yeah
113) God? I believe in a higher being, not really the christian/catholic/jewish/ god
114) Heaven? Not really, but I really hope there is. Its hard to envision an absence of anything, which would be where you live after you die
115) Hell? No.
116) Unicorns? Stick a party hat on a horse (it better not shit on a trail! inside joke)
117) Horoscopes? Not really
118) Ghosts? Nope. its funny what paranoya will make people think they see
119) Youself? Heh, at this point? no
120) Aliens? possible. I'm not gonna take shit on the news as true, but there could be some form of life out there, most likely not intelligent. Moss, and that type of crap
About the Opposite Sex. . .
121) Have any regrets? Well, duh
122) Must have personality traits? Outgoing
123) Things you love most about guys/girls? A cute smile or the right hair rocks (Sorry, I'm shallow =( )
The Last Time I..
124) Took a shower? Too long ago
125) Ate? 5 mins ago (mini tacos....if you don't eat them, you shouldn't be allowed to live)
126) Drank? Really long time ago, like 2 months
127) Cried? In (the place) when I got to talk to my sister
128) Laughed? I laugh every day
129) Brushed your teeth? No comment...
130) Talked on the phone? Today some time
131) Talked on instant messager? 5 seconds ago
132) Had a good time w/ friends? A couple nights ago.
134) Got straight A's? Up until 7th grade. after that....pretty much straight F's =(
135) Failed a test? Dunno, prolly recently. only thing I'm good at is tests
Random
136) What CD's are in your CD player right now? Dead Poetic - 4 wall blackmail
137) How was your day? Boring, boring, boring
138) Homework? Summer friggin rocks
139) Who do you seek advice from? Leah
140) Friend ever moved away from you? Only a few, and a long time ago
Who...
141) Has it easier, guys or girls? Depends. Mostly girls (If you wanna have a heated debate, go for it =P)
142) Makes you laugh the hardest? Dan or Ryan
143) Has a crush on you? Heh, this one person I've been trying to avoid (Sorry, but long story)
144) Do you have a crush on? It wouldn't be a crush then, now would it? =)
145) Do you hate? Anyone who thinks obtaining muscles is the epitome of happiness
146) Do you love? My doggy. Except when i have to clean her fur off my clothes.
147) Do you Have the most fun with? Dan
148) Is the loudest person? Hah, me
149) Is the most hyper? That really depends
150) Is the biggest giggler? Haha, not really sure
151) Can you trust a secret with? Dan, Leah
Plans For Future?
152) Marriage? Yeah.
153) Kids? No, please no.
154) College? Community college, hopefully
155) Job? Don't care at this point, as long as its not fast food or janitor shit
157) Where to live? Seattle; Rain rocks. Other than that, I couldn't leave SD
158) Tatoos? One of something that looks kinda like the grim reaper (hard to explain) that I have envisioned in my head. Another of a naked girl crying with a kind of blanket weaving its way around her (and covering her "privates" tee hee)