Scene 03

[a_crazygirl]

Okay, I'll admit, that one was actually pretty funny. You know, town, if you really want us to just settle and be happy here, you should do more stuff like that and less grisly murdering and torture. Just some food for thought, you know? Not that I have any plans on staying, since you guys must've left me off the gift list. Thanks for that, town,

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[doc_furcoat]

I really doubt they care if we're happy. They're jus' keepin' us 'ere t'---- fuck they're all aliens an' their gettin' us all plump an juicy fer their big alien thanksgivin'.

[a_crazygirl]

[Laughs] You'd think they would've given us more candy if that were the case. But that makes about as much sense as any other theory!

[doc_furcoat]

Jus' ya watch.

Thanksgivin' time they'll have this big ol' party fer us, all the food we can eat. Get us all stuffed an' fat fer 'em. Once we're all asleep from eatin' t'much they'll SWOOP DOWN AN' TAKE US T'THEIR SHIPS AN' PROBE US.

[He's bored, thus the theatrics.]

[a_crazygirl]

[Toni's happy to oblige, because this shit's hilarious.]

Really. I wonder if they have any good cookbooks up there on their ship.

[doc_furcoat]

How T'baste Humans 101.

[Worth tries. He really does.]

[a_crazygirl]

So whaddya think we should do? Order takeout?

[doc_furcoat]

I'm pretty keen t'some fried rice myself.

[a_crazygirl]

Me too! Now if I could just find a good takeout place here.

...Hey, you know, I don't think I've caught your name yet. I'm Toni, what's yours?

[doc_furcoat]

Don't bet on it. Yer better off catchin' a few dogs an' makin' yer own Chinese food.

Didn't give it, but I guess I can t'the girly givin' me 'ers. Worth. Doc Worth if ya really want.

[a_crazygirl]

[Is just... going to ignore the dog comment.]

Oh! You're Mr. Cross' doctor guy! I can't believe I hadn't realized that until now! Now that you mention it, you do sound... [She barely stops herself from saying "pretty skeevy"] ...like a doctor.