Grandma and the 8-foot Bong
Every male figure skater looks a little bit like a lesbian.
My sister: "What are you guys watching?"
My mom: "Dykes on ice."
Inappropriate, but true.
The cap gun my mom got me for valentines day smokes after each shot. I am more than a little bit in love with it.
VY has become my only motivation for going to school. I finished my first segment, entitled "ART!"
It's about art.
Ben is pledging a fraternity. There is little doubt in my mind that he will come home from college a raging alcoholic. If you read this, PLEASE PROVE ME WRONG!
I definitely worry too much when it comes to drug/alcohol related issues involving close friends, probably because of a bad track record this past year.
In lighter news, my grandma came over to make my "tummy" feel better today. We had a nice talk about college.
grandma: "So I am guessing you'll keep your dorm room a lot cleaner than you keep your bedroom now."
me: "Of course, I'll need to make sure there is enough room for my 8-foot bong."
She responded by laughing, then telling me that what I said "wasn't funny".
me: "I saw you giggle."
grandma: "Okay, maybe it was a little funny."
Why is my grandma cooler than half the kids at school?
My sister: "What are you guys watching?"
My mom: "Dykes on ice."
Inappropriate, but true.
The cap gun my mom got me for valentines day smokes after each shot. I am more than a little bit in love with it.
VY has become my only motivation for going to school. I finished my first segment, entitled "ART!"
It's about art.
Ben is pledging a fraternity. There is little doubt in my mind that he will come home from college a raging alcoholic. If you read this, PLEASE PROVE ME WRONG!
I definitely worry too much when it comes to drug/alcohol related issues involving close friends, probably because of a bad track record this past year.
In lighter news, my grandma came over to make my "tummy" feel better today. We had a nice talk about college.
grandma: "So I am guessing you'll keep your dorm room a lot cleaner than you keep your bedroom now."
me: "Of course, I'll need to make sure there is enough room for my 8-foot bong."
She responded by laughing, then telling me that what I said "wasn't funny".
me: "I saw you giggle."
grandma: "Okay, maybe it was a little funny."
Why is my grandma cooler than half the kids at school?