I endured a barrage of what's wrong with the world and all I got was this sweet ass Wu-Tang shirt.
Hanging out with the Southards makes me hate Christmas more than any other day of the year. It also makes me hate this country and what we are doing to everyone and this planet.
Today I learned:
Gays are disrespectful and are irrational for not respecting Christianity.
The Japanese deserved to be put in internment camps in the 1940s, and Guantanamo Bay is a good thing for the country as well.
Christians are the victim of today's world, no one else.
Sex steals half of your soul. I have a small fraction left and I don't think I've really gotten around that much.
My girlfriend is probably not the right one for me, because i don't want to make babies with her.
The liberal media destroyed my mind and brainwashed me, and now my grandfather is praying for my soul and ideology.
Tonight, i will slay santa and rip jesus' throat out while i burn down every Christmas tree in town along with the department stores that house them.
All hail Scrooge.
Today I learned:
Gays are disrespectful and are irrational for not respecting Christianity.
The Japanese deserved to be put in internment camps in the 1940s, and Guantanamo Bay is a good thing for the country as well.
Christians are the victim of today's world, no one else.
Sex steals half of your soul. I have a small fraction left and I don't think I've really gotten around that much.
My girlfriend is probably not the right one for me, because i don't want to make babies with her.
The liberal media destroyed my mind and brainwashed me, and now my grandfather is praying for my soul and ideology.
Tonight, i will slay santa and rip jesus' throat out while i burn down every Christmas tree in town along with the department stores that house them.
All hail Scrooge.