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a_childish_lord

1 ╰☆╮ Accidental Voice

Jan 06, 2011 16:03

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! That book lied to me! I didn't even think books could lie...How am I supposed to be a good Dem Lord if I'm-

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Wait...

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Does this mean hell really froze over..?

☾ Hughes, this is why he hates reading, my life makes no sense, books aren't supposed to lie, ☾ Jack, stupid books and their killing powers, ☾ Haruhi, ☾ Kamui

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[purposeful voice] lists_to_port January 7 2011, 03:32:21 UTC

I have it on good authority that hell in fact is hot, like the fury of the proverbial woman scorned, son. Fact.

[Nevermind that the authority is his own. This is nothing so bad as the Locker, mate.]

[confused voice] a_childish_lord January 7 2011, 03:41:49 UTC

But...hell is the only place where people say freezes over. And...and where else would a talking book send me?

[Well he's just pretty sure demons can't go to heaven. So that was his best guess.]

[explanatory voice] lists_to_port January 7 2011, 03:46:10 UTC

Have you yet considered that said book hasn't actually sent you anywhere, boyo?

[I have no idea voice] a_childish_lord January 7 2011, 03:48:10 UTC

But it was a magical that lied to me. What else could it have done?

[helpful voice] lists_to_port January 7 2011, 03:50:49 UTC

I'm pretty good at lies; what sort of a lie was it, then? "You're the best I've ever had?" "Yes, I love you?" "No, it doesn't make you look fat"?

['lil bit worried voice] a_childish_lord January 7 2011, 03:53:11 UTC

Nothing like that...it said it could make me a better Demon Lord.

[I'm getting lazy with these descriptions voice] lists_to_port January 7 2011, 03:59:32 UTC

"Better"? [A harumph.] What's that even mean, lad? More demonish? Less demonish? More lordish? More adept at facilitating connectivity in a synergistic environment?

[Corporate self-help books: he's been reading them.]

[I'm with ya voice] a_childish_lord January 7 2011, 04:06:18 UTC

More like--wait, huh??

[Big words. What are they?]

[voice] lists_to_port January 7 2011, 04:13:04 UTC

What? Well? Which, lad?

[voice] a_childish_lord January 7 2011, 04:17:49 UTC

Uhm...to have the right personality..?

[He doesn't know. The stupid book was supposed to do everything.]

[voice] lists_to_port January 7 2011, 04:29:32 UTC

Demon Lordish personality? With...[You can't see him, perhaps, very well, but Jack is making fangy mouth gestures.]

[voice] a_childish_lord January 7 2011, 04:32:54 UTC

..With..? [He thinks you're in his head. :|]

[voice] lists_to_port January 7 2011, 04:40:34 UTC

Well you're the demon lord, mate! I'm just the innocent pirate what's trying to get you sorted. Impossible task, I might add!

[voice] a_childish_lord January 7 2011, 04:46:18 UTC

W-well that's not my fault. I just got here, and I'm freezing.

I thought you couldn't feel anything when you're dead...or is that just when you're asleep?

[voice] lists_to_port January 7 2011, 04:55:12 UTC

[Well THAT just stirred a bad memory.]

When you're dead, you can still feel. [He shakes it off.] We're alive. You. Me. Not the book, though I made that mistake when I first got here too.

[voice] a_childish_lord January 7 2011, 05:02:51 UTC

Well if I'm not dead, then where am I? And does that mean the book is here? Where is it? I'd like to talk to it!

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