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Crack-Whore
Dont you just hate it when someone bends over or sits down and you can see like so much of their crack you swear you are seeing like 2/3's of their ass? Well, I used to have to go through the agony of that for like an hour and thirty minutes every day at school. We called her crack-whore and even when she wasnt bending or sitting I swear you could still see her crack.. I dreaded going into Physics everyday because my assigned seat was like right behind her. And not only did she have her crack hanging out all the time, she was a low talker.. I mean, she talked so low she actually asked me to tell the teacher her answer for a question once.. I was like all "tell her your own self, you got a voice!" She thinks its sweet and cute, but its just annoying as hell.. I just want to slap her.. I swear she dosent wear underwear. At the end of school I totally should have bought her some HIGH-RISE undies.. and perhaps a megaphone.. or some other device that amplifies ones voice.. ... gadget... or something...
Mahn, I wrote an AWESOME song about crack-whore!!
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Tha Crack-Whore Rap
Crack-Whore Crack-Whore do tha Crack-Whore rap!
Once there was a girl - A quiet little girl
Crack-Whore was her name - My eyes will never be the same..
I directly put the blame ON HER!!!
Physics class was cool - Untill I saw that mule ...
I jabbed my eyes out with a tool - A COMPASS!!!
She talked like a mouse - As little as a louse, but her crack was like a house... THE GRAND CANYON!!!
You know about it, the dark and endless pit.. you'll bet her not to sit.. BUT SHE DOES IT!
She scoots out her chair, shows her ass without a care, as if to dare me to KICK IT!!!
Once there was a crack - a quiet little whore...
Crack Whore.. Crack Whore - Do tha Crack Whore Rap!
Get down to tha Crack Whore rap!
Come on everybody bend over and show your crack!
Its a tribute to the crackiest crack!!
If she claims to wear panties - ALL LIES - ALL LIES!!
Lets buy her knickers - HIGH RISE - HIGH RISE
When she bends over - ALL DIES - ALL DIES!!!
Dont you just hate it when someone bends over or sits down and you can see like so much of their crack you swear you are seeing like 2/3's of their ass? Well, I used to have to go through the agony of that for like an hour and thirty minutes every day at school. We called her crack-whore and even when she wasnt bending or sitting I swear you could still see her crack.. I dreaded going into Physics everyday because my assigned seat was like right behind her. And not only did she have her crack hanging out all the time, she was a low talker.. I mean, she talked so low she actually asked me to tell the teacher her answer for a question once.. I was like all "tell her your own self, you got a voice!" She thinks its sweet and cute, but its just annoying as hell.. I just want to slap her.. I swear she dosent wear underwear. At the end of school I totally should have bought her some HIGH-RISE undies.. and perhaps a megaphone.. or some other device that amplifies ones voice.. ... gadget... or something...
Mahn, I wrote an AWESOME song about crack-whore!!
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Tha Crack-Whore Rap
Crack-Whore Crack-Whore do tha Crack-Whore rap!
Once there was a girl - A quiet little girl
Crack-Whore was her name - My eyes will never be the same..
I directly put the blame ON HER!!!
Physics class was cool - Untill I saw that mule ...
I jabbed my eyes out with a tool - A COMPASS!!!
She talked like a mouse - As little as a louse, but her crack was like a house... THE GRAND CANYON!!!
You know about it, the dark and endless pit.. you'll bet her not to sit.. BUT SHE DOES IT!
She scoots out her chair, shows her ass without a care, as if to dare me to KICK IT!!!
Once there was a crack - a quiet little whore...
Crack Whore.. Crack Whore - Do tha Crack Whore Rap!
Get down to tha Crack Whore rap!
Come on everybody bend over and show your crack!
Its a tribute to the crackiest crack!!
If she claims to wear panties - ALL LIES - ALL LIES!!
Lets buy her knickers - HIGH RISE - HIGH RISE
When she bends over - ALL DIES - ALL DIES!!!