Also
Just had a fantastic Omegle discussion :D
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
i want to cry.. huddle in a corner.. then die.
You: How?
You: Starvation?
You: Asphixiation?
You: There aren't a lot of options if you're huddled in a corner
You: unless you're huddled in the corner with, like, a chainsaw
You: and some lead paint
You: and maybe a copy of Glitter
You: but that's a lot to think about if you're crying...
You: Maybe you should abandon the whole idea and just start cutting yourself instead. It'll give you depth and then once you're out of high school you can kick the habit and become a more interesting person.
Stranger: *I want to cry.. Huddle in a corner.. Then die. sorry just was bothering me
Stranger: *.
You: hahaha, yeah well, he/she isn't having a great day, I'll forgive it. THIS TIME!
Stranger: *S
Stranger: Only this time
You: Everybody gets one
Stranger: YOUR SPIDER MAN OMFG!
You: YOU KNOW IT!
You: Spinning my web ON the world wide web! Wow...that's such an old term for the internet...
Stranger: WOW
You: I know, I get it all the time.
Stranger: How did world wide web even come up. Think about it some country's don't have internet. That means it's not worldwide.
You: It's true. I guess it's an ideal...people are pretty idealistic when they invent things
Stranger: World wide web one of the longest running false advertisements.
You: We've single (double) handedly unraveled their not-so-world-wide web of lies!
Stranger: Yes now we report it as false advertising and make trillions
You: Yes, it's a perfect plan...unless our spy reports it first...omfg WE WILL BE FOILED! THEY MUST STAY IN THE CORNER AND DIE FOR US TO BE ZILLIONAIRES!
You: What a conundrum...accept a human fatality...or be awesome people and prevent it, but stay poor. The choice is ours.
Stranger: Or prevent it and split the profit three ways.
You: ...we could probably afford cryogenics for this person if we just were super quick about reporting this...
You: YOUR WAY IS EVEN BETTER!
You: No one will be crying in the corner!
You: We can buy ALL THE CORNERS
Stranger: And we are all rich
Stranger: We just buy the earth. You can do that with zillions of dollars right?
Stranger: Then we own everything on it. THEN WE CAN SUE EVRYONE ON EARTH FOR TRESPASSING!
You: Oh definitely, but I think we should branch out, maybe purchase Mars, since it'd probably go cheap
You: LOL ONCE AGAIN YOUR PLAN IS BETTER
Stranger: Then after we get all that money we just buy the universe.
You: THEN we buy Mars with our lawsuit profits and rent it out to the people
You: I feel like...once we bought the universe...all ambition will die
Stranger: Your plan sounds easier.
Stranger: Ya true, we buy it slowly one planet every so often then the day before we die buy everything and leave our wills to some hobo>
You: Well, with that I must bid you adue. Thanks for being an awesome conversation buddy, I appreciate funny intelligent people, and you're definitely one of them (and you can trust me, since I'm definitely Spiderman). Take it easy person, have a good weekend!
You have disconnected.You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Hey :D I'm Sky (name given to me by my Mom, by the way), vegetarian, humanist, post-hardcore rocker, aspiring vocalist and frequent shoe wearer :D who are you??
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
Stranger: You seem so awesome!
You: yeah!
Stranger: Wow you can be my twin
You: Damn it I want irl friends like her!
Stranger: Me too :(
You: Now I'm depressed...that sucks
You: WHO ARE YOU, STRANGER?!
Stranger: Me too.. :c
You: WHAT MAKES YOU AWESOME?!
Stranger: WHO AM I....?! :c who... who am I..
You: (okay, I'll quit the all caps thing lol)
Stranger: Well, stranger
Stranger: I love rock, particularly 80's rock,
You: oh nice!
Stranger: I like the color black. I'm also vegetarian
You: What a great happenstance!
Stranger: What makes YOU awesome?? :D
You: I use to be a vegetarian, two years I was. Now, not so much. I'm an unabashed anime fan, lover of gardening, cooking and organizing things to fit perfectly together
Stranger: :D
Stranger: Oh and hiking I love hiking and anything that goes with nature
You: music is anything! I'm particularly fond of Asian language music, but I love stuff like Rilo Kiley or Joni Mitchell...Fleetwood Mac and Heart
You: Hiking is awesome
Stranger: Nice!
You: I need to do more of it this summer
Stranger: Yeah I just went to one today! It was fun but damn it I'm so sore haha
You: It'll take some convincing for my boyfriend to join me >_>
Stranger: Ohh haha
Stranger: Well Im single so I take my cousin :D
You: He prefers to play Bioshock and...not hike O_O
You: Lucky!
Stranger: Omg sounds like my brother haha
You: All my cousins live a state over...no dice
Stranger: I can never convince hi to join me
Stranger: And oh that sucks :(
You: lol ironically my youngest brother is a gamer too
Stranger: Hahaha xD
You: BUT I think this year my friend Colby will be joining me for hikes, so I'll be set!
You: we've discussed it
You: it's totes happening
Stranger: Well I have a younger sister and she doesn't like going out. -.- that's good!
You: OR we'll eat pancakes...
Stranger: Hahha why not both?
You: that is a possibility
You: THAT IS THE ULTIMATE POSSIBILITY
Stranger: Pancakes, AND hiking :D
You: Of all the choices in the multiverse, that one is the best!
Stranger: Of course!!
You: Damn, this is a good conversation, but I've gotta get to bed. I'm moving in two days, and I've got a lot of stuff to do tommorrow!
Stranger: Ohh ok, bye good luck moving! :)
You: Thanks for being intelligent, funny and engaging. I appreciate it! You're a fantastic person, and anyone would be lucky to have you as a friend or casual sex partner! Thanks for the luck, we're gonna need it! Byebye!
Stranger: Awhh!
You: ;D Trawla!~
Stranger: You're so nice, thank you for being awesome and cool and I agree on the sex thing hahah
You: <3 I thought you might hehehe
You have disconnected.
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
i want to cry.. huddle in a corner.. then die.
You: How?
You: Starvation?
You: Asphixiation?
You: There aren't a lot of options if you're huddled in a corner
You: unless you're huddled in the corner with, like, a chainsaw
You: and some lead paint
You: and maybe a copy of Glitter
You: but that's a lot to think about if you're crying...
You: Maybe you should abandon the whole idea and just start cutting yourself instead. It'll give you depth and then once you're out of high school you can kick the habit and become a more interesting person.
Stranger: *I want to cry.. Huddle in a corner.. Then die. sorry just was bothering me
Stranger: *.
You: hahaha, yeah well, he/she isn't having a great day, I'll forgive it. THIS TIME!
Stranger: *S
Stranger: Only this time
You: Everybody gets one
Stranger: YOUR SPIDER MAN OMFG!
You: YOU KNOW IT!
You: Spinning my web ON the world wide web! Wow...that's such an old term for the internet...
Stranger: WOW
You: I know, I get it all the time.
Stranger: How did world wide web even come up. Think about it some country's don't have internet. That means it's not worldwide.
You: It's true. I guess it's an ideal...people are pretty idealistic when they invent things
Stranger: World wide web one of the longest running false advertisements.
You: We've single (double) handedly unraveled their not-so-world-wide web of lies!
Stranger: Yes now we report it as false advertising and make trillions
You: Yes, it's a perfect plan...unless our spy reports it first...omfg WE WILL BE FOILED! THEY MUST STAY IN THE CORNER AND DIE FOR US TO BE ZILLIONAIRES!
You: What a conundrum...accept a human fatality...or be awesome people and prevent it, but stay poor. The choice is ours.
Stranger: Or prevent it and split the profit three ways.
You: ...we could probably afford cryogenics for this person if we just were super quick about reporting this...
You: YOUR WAY IS EVEN BETTER!
You: No one will be crying in the corner!
You: We can buy ALL THE CORNERS
Stranger: And we are all rich
Stranger: We just buy the earth. You can do that with zillions of dollars right?
Stranger: Then we own everything on it. THEN WE CAN SUE EVRYONE ON EARTH FOR TRESPASSING!
You: Oh definitely, but I think we should branch out, maybe purchase Mars, since it'd probably go cheap
You: LOL ONCE AGAIN YOUR PLAN IS BETTER
Stranger: Then after we get all that money we just buy the universe.
You: THEN we buy Mars with our lawsuit profits and rent it out to the people
You: I feel like...once we bought the universe...all ambition will die
Stranger: Your plan sounds easier.
Stranger: Ya true, we buy it slowly one planet every so often then the day before we die buy everything and leave our wills to some hobo>
You: Well, with that I must bid you adue. Thanks for being an awesome conversation buddy, I appreciate funny intelligent people, and you're definitely one of them (and you can trust me, since I'm definitely Spiderman). Take it easy person, have a good weekend!
You have disconnected.You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Hey :D I'm Sky (name given to me by my Mom, by the way), vegetarian, humanist, post-hardcore rocker, aspiring vocalist and frequent shoe wearer :D who are you??
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
Stranger: You seem so awesome!
You: yeah!
Stranger: Wow you can be my twin
You: Damn it I want irl friends like her!
Stranger: Me too :(
You: Now I'm depressed...that sucks
You: WHO ARE YOU, STRANGER?!
Stranger: Me too.. :c
You: WHAT MAKES YOU AWESOME?!
Stranger: WHO AM I....?! :c who... who am I..
You: (okay, I'll quit the all caps thing lol)
Stranger: Well, stranger
Stranger: I love rock, particularly 80's rock,
You: oh nice!
Stranger: I like the color black. I'm also vegetarian
You: What a great happenstance!
Stranger: What makes YOU awesome?? :D
You: I use to be a vegetarian, two years I was. Now, not so much. I'm an unabashed anime fan, lover of gardening, cooking and organizing things to fit perfectly together
Stranger: :D
Stranger: Oh and hiking I love hiking and anything that goes with nature
You: music is anything! I'm particularly fond of Asian language music, but I love stuff like Rilo Kiley or Joni Mitchell...Fleetwood Mac and Heart
You: Hiking is awesome
Stranger: Nice!
You: I need to do more of it this summer
Stranger: Yeah I just went to one today! It was fun but damn it I'm so sore haha
You: It'll take some convincing for my boyfriend to join me >_>
Stranger: Ohh haha
Stranger: Well Im single so I take my cousin :D
You: He prefers to play Bioshock and...not hike O_O
You: Lucky!
Stranger: Omg sounds like my brother haha
You: All my cousins live a state over...no dice
Stranger: I can never convince hi to join me
Stranger: And oh that sucks :(
You: lol ironically my youngest brother is a gamer too
Stranger: Hahaha xD
You: BUT I think this year my friend Colby will be joining me for hikes, so I'll be set!
You: we've discussed it
You: it's totes happening
Stranger: Well I have a younger sister and she doesn't like going out. -.- that's good!
You: OR we'll eat pancakes...
Stranger: Hahha why not both?
You: that is a possibility
You: THAT IS THE ULTIMATE POSSIBILITY
Stranger: Pancakes, AND hiking :D
You: Of all the choices in the multiverse, that one is the best!
Stranger: Of course!!
You: Damn, this is a good conversation, but I've gotta get to bed. I'm moving in two days, and I've got a lot of stuff to do tommorrow!
Stranger: Ohh ok, bye good luck moving! :)
You: Thanks for being intelligent, funny and engaging. I appreciate it! You're a fantastic person, and anyone would be lucky to have you as a friend or casual sex partner! Thanks for the luck, we're gonna need it! Byebye!
Stranger: Awhh!
You: ;D Trawla!~
Stranger: You're so nice, thank you for being awesome and cool and I agree on the sex thing hahah
You: <3 I thought you might hehehe
You have disconnected.