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List ten celebrity crushes and then answer the questions under the cut.
1. Nicholas Brendon
2. David Tennant
3. Ani DiFranco
4. Jake Gylennhaal
5. Seth Green
6. John Cameron Mitchell
7. David Boreanaz
8. John Barrowman
9. Lauren Ambrose
10. Jenny Lewis
((honorable mention: Kylie Minogue, Chloë Sevigny, Hal Sparks, Jay Brannan, Louis Brooks))
What do you like most about number 2? (David Tennant)
I love his smile!! And the way he says "Barcelona" when doing an English accent (he's Scottish). He's got a great sense of humor, on and off camera, and is just really neat, even if he's a bit skinny lol
2. If you could do anything to 4 what would it be? (Jake Gylennhaal)
I just would love to fucking make out with the man for hours hahaha, and then...other stuff >_>;
3. Who would you choose between 5 and 7? (Seth Green or David Boreanaz)
I would go with Seth Green. I feel like we'd have more of a connection...if he liked guys LOL
4. Out of ten how would you rate number 1? (Nicholas Brendon)
I would rate him a solid 9.
5. What do you find most attractive about number 1? (Nicholas Brendon)
I'd say his personality and smile, but he's also nice looking as well :D The clencher is his personality though, he's funny, too.
6. If you could go out with 3 what type of date would it be? (Ani DiFranco)
Well, first she'd pick me up and we'd head into Boston to some little vegan cafe for snacks, then we'd go to the park and smoke while discussing the trendiness of subculture and how the whole alternative scene was totally disintegrating because of the internet, which at first helped...but eventually caused the specialness to die out of the scene. After that we'd go see some live music and drink until last call, at which point we'd meander down the street, singing loudly "Swan Dive" and end up sleeping in a car, after making out for awhile. That would be epic.
7. If 8 was a type of season, which would they be? (John Barrowman)
Oh gosh, he'd definitely be that inbetween time at the end of Spring and the beginning of Summer. So much energy...so much life.
8. Why is 10 not higher up your list? (Jenny Lewis)
Oh, I didn't order them by how much I like them...I just listed ten crushes. She's no lower or higher than most of the others. They're all pretty evenly matched.
9. So what does 10 have to do to be brought higher up?
Fuck off.
10. What would the ideal situation be for you for 2 and 4? (David Tennant and Jake Gylenhaal)
Uhhhhm a hot poly relationship, complete with optional threesomes. Yesssssah.
11. Which two would you want to be stuck on a desert island with?
Lauren Ambrose (because I feel I can relate to her more, since she's roughly my age) and John Barrowman (because you know we'd be having crazy island sex).
12. Marry, Shag or Cliff - 4, 6, 8? (Jake Gylenhaal, John Cameron Mitchell, John Barrowman)
Marry - John Cameron Mitchell
Shag - John Barrowman
Cliff - Jake Gylenhaal (sorry, you can't compete with John B's sexual magnitude or John M.'s ability to sexualize my life.
13. What do you hate most about 7? (David Boreanaz)
I don't like...that he's a straight boy.
14. Have you thought how you'll react when you meet 3? (Ani DiFranco)
All the time!! I will be star-struck, basically. Act like a total fanboy hahaha and tell her how her music and life affected me profoundly and changed the way I look at my world and how I think.
15. Have you seen 1 and 2 on TV together before? (Nicholas Brendon and David Tennant)
Nope, never. They aren't really part of the same section of the industry...let alone the same country.
16. Have you ever dreamt about 6? (John Cameron Mitchell)
Once in a dream he fucked me with a strap on while wearing a Hedwig wig. It was an awesome dream :]
17. Who would you take to the prom with you?
OMG Jenny Lewis!!! It would be so perfect.
18. Cuddle, glomp or kiss - 1, 3, 5? (Nicholas Brendon, Ani DiFranco, Seth Green)
Cuddle - Seth Green
Glomp - Ani DiFranco
Kiss - Nicholas Brendon
19. If you could give anything to 10, what would it be?
I would give her the ability to put out albums with amazing vocals again :-X
20. Out of all of them, who would you:
Kick - David Boreanaz
Kiss - Jenny Lewis
Pinch cheek - Seth Green
Run away with - David Tennant (I'd be his companion ^o^)
Act like an idiot with - John Barrowman
Cry on - John Cameron Mitchell
Take to see your parents - Ani DiFranco
Cross dress with - John Barrowman!!!
Swap lives with for a day - Lauren Ambrose
1. Nicholas Brendon
2. David Tennant
3. Ani DiFranco
4. Jake Gylennhaal
5. Seth Green
6. John Cameron Mitchell
7. David Boreanaz
8. John Barrowman
9. Lauren Ambrose
10. Jenny Lewis
((honorable mention: Kylie Minogue, Chloë Sevigny, Hal Sparks, Jay Brannan, Louis Brooks))
What do you like most about number 2? (David Tennant)
I love his smile!! And the way he says "Barcelona" when doing an English accent (he's Scottish). He's got a great sense of humor, on and off camera, and is just really neat, even if he's a bit skinny lol
2. If you could do anything to 4 what would it be? (Jake Gylennhaal)
I just would love to fucking make out with the man for hours hahaha, and then...other stuff >_>;
3. Who would you choose between 5 and 7? (Seth Green or David Boreanaz)
I would go with Seth Green. I feel like we'd have more of a connection...if he liked guys LOL
4. Out of ten how would you rate number 1? (Nicholas Brendon)
I would rate him a solid 9.
5. What do you find most attractive about number 1? (Nicholas Brendon)
I'd say his personality and smile, but he's also nice looking as well :D The clencher is his personality though, he's funny, too.
6. If you could go out with 3 what type of date would it be? (Ani DiFranco)
Well, first she'd pick me up and we'd head into Boston to some little vegan cafe for snacks, then we'd go to the park and smoke while discussing the trendiness of subculture and how the whole alternative scene was totally disintegrating because of the internet, which at first helped...but eventually caused the specialness to die out of the scene. After that we'd go see some live music and drink until last call, at which point we'd meander down the street, singing loudly "Swan Dive" and end up sleeping in a car, after making out for awhile. That would be epic.
7. If 8 was a type of season, which would they be? (John Barrowman)
Oh gosh, he'd definitely be that inbetween time at the end of Spring and the beginning of Summer. So much energy...so much life.
8. Why is 10 not higher up your list? (Jenny Lewis)
Oh, I didn't order them by how much I like them...I just listed ten crushes. She's no lower or higher than most of the others. They're all pretty evenly matched.
9. So what does 10 have to do to be brought higher up?
Fuck off.
10. What would the ideal situation be for you for 2 and 4? (David Tennant and Jake Gylenhaal)
Uhhhhm a hot poly relationship, complete with optional threesomes. Yesssssah.
11. Which two would you want to be stuck on a desert island with?
Lauren Ambrose (because I feel I can relate to her more, since she's roughly my age) and John Barrowman (because you know we'd be having crazy island sex).
12. Marry, Shag or Cliff - 4, 6, 8? (Jake Gylenhaal, John Cameron Mitchell, John Barrowman)
Marry - John Cameron Mitchell
Shag - John Barrowman
Cliff - Jake Gylenhaal (sorry, you can't compete with John B's sexual magnitude or John M.'s ability to sexualize my life.
13. What do you hate most about 7? (David Boreanaz)
I don't like...that he's a straight boy.
14. Have you thought how you'll react when you meet 3? (Ani DiFranco)
All the time!! I will be star-struck, basically. Act like a total fanboy hahaha and tell her how her music and life affected me profoundly and changed the way I look at my world and how I think.
15. Have you seen 1 and 2 on TV together before? (Nicholas Brendon and David Tennant)
Nope, never. They aren't really part of the same section of the industry...let alone the same country.
16. Have you ever dreamt about 6? (John Cameron Mitchell)
Once in a dream he fucked me with a strap on while wearing a Hedwig wig. It was an awesome dream :]
17. Who would you take to the prom with you?
OMG Jenny Lewis!!! It would be so perfect.
18. Cuddle, glomp or kiss - 1, 3, 5? (Nicholas Brendon, Ani DiFranco, Seth Green)
Cuddle - Seth Green
Glomp - Ani DiFranco
Kiss - Nicholas Brendon
19. If you could give anything to 10, what would it be?
I would give her the ability to put out albums with amazing vocals again :-X
20. Out of all of them, who would you:
Kick - David Boreanaz
Kiss - Jenny Lewis
Pinch cheek - Seth Green
Run away with - David Tennant (I'd be his companion ^o^)
Act like an idiot with - John Barrowman
Cry on - John Cameron Mitchell
Take to see your parents - Ani DiFranco
Cross dress with - John Barrowman!!!
Swap lives with for a day - Lauren Ambrose