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[a_callea]

Well, I reckoned I was long overdue for an update after the exhausting clicking-the-blue-men spree I went on. Felt like I sold my soul to the devil (meaning Guy Sebastian) with that one, and wished he looked like Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled more than anything else. But the sight of a lovely lady with Guy hair frightens me more than The Ring ever

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[rachel__stevens]

I think you should write a power ballad and haha, Guy Sebastian. I always thought Ghandi wore dresses, but I'm sure his trousers were made by Mother Theresa.

[a_callea]

If I did, it would be one about roos and vegemite and be the next Aussie anthem, and you'd be required to sing it on your next album. Would you be up for the challenge? Woa, if it were made my Mother T, she'd be an extra special-as saint of Gap-worthy blessings! She should have had a clothing line: "Salvation by Mother Theresa, available in sizes one and under. Who says you can't save India looking bad?"

[rachel__stevens]

What if I don't make a next album! I'll come down to Oz and duet with you on yours, how's that? Haha, Salvation. "Even though you're starving and emaciated in a third world country, there's no reason you can't look flash."

[a_callea]

If you don't, I'll take down the posters I put up of you in the men's room at a nearby restaurant. But of course, there's always that. We could form a duo, actually, and be the next best thing since Sonny & Cher especially with this song. Hahaha, I love that and can just picture the underproduced commercial. "God made man, but Mother Theresa made them look good." We're going to hell with that one, in Mother T jeans and vintage shirts.

[rachel__stevens]

You did nothing of the sort. That might explain all those weird calls I've been getting lately, though. We could, like a Peaches & Herb for the new millenium! Oh, it'd be so awful and un-PC but somehow Oxfam would find a way to get profits off of the Mother Theresa line of casual wear. That's a glorious scarf you have there, sir.

[a_callea]

Oh, but I reckon I have! The boys got a bit crazy over that one. I know, and we would represent the dawn of a new era through our lovely sappy music! Oh, only if Harrods doesn't get there ahead, because the holiest deserves the finest and most expensive. Why thank you, love. I nicked it off me nanny when I did the laundry.