BASEketball!

Jul 06, 2004 11:18

pritttieXkitttie (10:49:00 PM): every morning i wake up and think to myself, "wow kristin, you're really lucky. i mean.. you know betsy smart on a personal level, and she hasn't killed you yet. can your life get any better? no, i dont think so"

I thought that was the funniest thing. She never fails to make me chuckle.
Same day guys, swear to god.

pritttieXkitttie (11:14:05 AM): hey baby
MyPrettyPower21 (11:14:26 AM): hey
“pritttieXkitttie” signed off at 11:16:08 AM.
“pritttieXkitttie” signed on at 11:16:26 AM.
pritttieXkitttie (11:16:33 AM): hey baby
MyPrettyPower21 (11:17:59 AM): haha
MyPrettyPower21 (11:18:00 AM): hey
“pritttieXkitttie” signed off at 11:18:20 AM.
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MyPrettyPower21 (11:19:06 AM): sign off one more time bitch and i'm breaking up w/you
pritttieXkitttie (11:19:18 AM): lol i'm sorry my computer's being lame
MyPrettyPower21 (11:21:21 AM): yeah bitch
MyPrettyPower21 (11:21:24 AM): just blame it on the computer
pritttieXkitttie (11:21:28 AM): WUTEV
pritttieXkitttie (11:21:47 AM): i swear, if you piss me off 13 or 14 more times, i'm leaving
MyPrettyPower21 (11:22:22 AM): LOL
pritttieXkitttie (11:22:37 AM): name that movie
pritttieXkitttie (11:22:41 AM): for $50000
MyPrettyPower21 (11:23:17 AM): baseketball
pritttieXkitttie (11:23:25 AM): NOICE!
MyPrettyPower21 (11:23:29 AM): lol
MyPrettyPower21 (11:23:35 AM): squeak!
pritttieXkitttie (11:24:02 AM): do you remember the one part where there's a huge psych out and it wins the beers the game, and in the background you see squeak humping the air really rapidly?
MyPrettyPower21 (11:24:20 AM): LOL
MyPrettyPower21 (11:24:22 AM): yes i do
MyPrettyPower21 (11:24:30 AM): do you remember orgasming from the sight?
pritttieXkitttie (11:24:48 AM): yes

She doesn't know this yet but we're getting married.

I'm so desperate for a cigarette right now I used one of my Mike Ditka's matches and that's where I had lunch w/one of the sexiest men in the world.

Douglas "Swish" Reemer: We win, and they get the chicks. That sucks, dude.
Joseph R. Cooper: I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks.

Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: Hey! Would you just stop it? Would you just hold on a minute? Look at you guys... fighting on the Malaka-Laka board! You should be ashamed of yourselves! Back in the driveway, we were nothing! Now we've risen to the highest level, but you're throwin' it all away! If you've forgotten what BASEketball means to America, you have only to look at this board - the Malaka-Laka Balance Board of Trust. Don't you see what we have here? A game where guys with bad backs and bad knees can... get together and compete on the same field as guys that are all goosed up on steroids. But more than anything, isn't this game about gettin' together with your friends and just havin' a good time? I remember. I remember a long time ago, I didn't have anybody. You guys took me in. I guess that's why it kills me to see you like this. If we can't be friends... then the heart and soul are out of this game. Certainly out of me. I know I'll never get that back again. We have sullied the waters of the Lagoon of Peace! I'm begging you, for the love of our Caribbean brothers, dudes, stop this madness!
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