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that's right, i have to make another fucking post because, i am after all, the great and superior EMPEROR MURRAY, now spread before me! ... no? ok fiiine have it your way, no no no, nevermind i decided u have to spread before me! mwahahahah, i am picturing it now...(this is the moment where emperor murray is pausing for reflection)........................................................................................................................................................................................(still pausing).........................................................................................................................................................................(almost there)..............................................................................................................(DONE! wait nope, just a little more)..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................(reminds you of when sometimes, you're POOping, and u think you're done so u get up, and then bam there it is again, right? o just shut up)........
......................................(72 days later)...mwahaha, at last, what was i saying? o yes, about your leopard skin thongs, please do not wear them on a regular basis, and if you're a guy and you somehow managed to receive one, give it to the nearest hot young lady next to you, got it? that's great, now on to the news: Today in Japan, a young woman mailed a chimp to africa, when asked why, she replied, "I thought it smelled funny" there u have it, chimps smell funny.. in related news, insulin, the drug you always dreamed of, or is this just some cruel joke i'm playing on you, more news on that next time...
yeeeeah, i know sometimes i go way off topic, but fuck you guys, this is a fucking journal, i can say whatever the fuck i fucking want to ok so fuck off fucking pussywench master fisher FOCK, ooo flabberfucktastic damn bitch assed ho diggity nads launcher..
back on subject, i no longer have the urge to piss, or fart, dunno which one it is, but something just happened in that general vicinity. JL, better known as loves cutting off austin or johnny livengood keeps putting up an away msg that says "I love you", if you are ever on and you see him on as well with that away msg up, say something to him, it doesn't matter what, just do it.. hell here's his s/n bcfan24...weee i'm so bored right now... think i'll go kick some more ass in the awesome drift racing game Initial D... til another odd numbered day my feathered, i mean fleshed friends... goooooooooood night, or day, depending when u read this..
p.s. squeaky cash machine welcomes u to the jungle baby! o and the shopping cart says hello...
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
...man that is such a great quote
......................................(72 days later)...mwahaha, at last, what was i saying? o yes, about your leopard skin thongs, please do not wear them on a regular basis, and if you're a guy and you somehow managed to receive one, give it to the nearest hot young lady next to you, got it? that's great, now on to the news: Today in Japan, a young woman mailed a chimp to africa, when asked why, she replied, "I thought it smelled funny" there u have it, chimps smell funny.. in related news, insulin, the drug you always dreamed of, or is this just some cruel joke i'm playing on you, more news on that next time...
yeeeeah, i know sometimes i go way off topic, but fuck you guys, this is a fucking journal, i can say whatever the fuck i fucking want to ok so fuck off fucking pussywench master fisher FOCK, ooo flabberfucktastic damn bitch assed ho diggity nads launcher..
back on subject, i no longer have the urge to piss, or fart, dunno which one it is, but something just happened in that general vicinity. JL, better known as loves cutting off austin or johnny livengood keeps putting up an away msg that says "I love you", if you are ever on and you see him on as well with that away msg up, say something to him, it doesn't matter what, just do it.. hell here's his s/n bcfan24...weee i'm so bored right now... think i'll go kick some more ass in the awesome drift racing game Initial D... til another odd numbered day my feathered, i mean fleshed friends... goooooooooood night, or day, depending when u read this..
p.s. squeaky cash machine welcomes u to the jungle baby! o and the shopping cart says hello...
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
...man that is such a great quote