So, I combined a trip to The Beer Store (Ontario, Canada) to return some empties (beer and wine bottles and cans, money donated to charity) with a trip to Food Basics to pick up some pantry items (giant package of paper towels) and snacks.
I MAY have finished all the chips and the Jos Louis snack cakes.
On the plus side, I haven't popped open a can of beer yet. (Cause I'm not a barbarian ... my beer accompanies the matching cuisine.)