0073. Levity.

Oct 16, 2010 13:03

[Upon checking his comms unit for a moment while at the museum and seeing contributions by several sourpusses, A VOICE LIKE THAT OF A FIRM BUT BENEVOLENT GOD COMES THUNDERING THROUGH THE NETWORK. In the most pleasant of tones, of course.]

Chin up, you lot. We none of us've been lynched or killed that I know of, nor have we been made to act against our wills. Indulge in a frivolity or two, why don't you, and-

[Pause. What was that outside the window?]

...I say, did a woman just- she had no- pardon me, Iroh, I'll be back in a moment.

[Bustling!]

That's got to be the biggest Pixie Stix tube I've ever seen. And this- this blouse looks- I won...der... Coyolxauhqui?

[Cue sputtering and MAD RUNNING FOOTSTEPS!]

Coyolxauhqui! COME BACK HERE THIS INSTANT! YOU'VE GOT TO WEAR ALL YOUR CLOTHES HERE!

[Click. Have a great day, Barge! :D]

can't we all just get along?, five is not emo today!, five does not approve, always look on the bright side, what???, responsible five is responsible, five likes stuff, five freaks the eff out about everything, port

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