[Upon checking his comms unit for a moment while at the museum and seeing contributions by several sourpusses, A VOICE LIKE THAT OF A FIRM BUT BENEVOLENT GOD COMES THUNDERING THROUGH THE NETWORK. In the most pleasant of tones, of course.]
Chin up, you lot. We none of us've been lynched or killed that I know of, nor have we been made to act against our wills. Indulge in a frivolity or two, why don't you, and-
[Pause. What was that outside the window?]
...I say, did a woman just- she had no- pardon me, Iroh, I'll be back in a moment.
[Bustling!]
That's got to be the biggest Pixie Stix tube I've ever seen. And this- this blouse looks- I won...der... Coyolxauhqui?
[Cue sputtering and MAD RUNNING FOOTSTEPS!]
Coyolxauhqui! COME BACK HERE THIS INSTANT! YOU'VE GOT TO WEAR ALL YOUR CLOTHES HERE!
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Click. Have a great day, Barge! :D]