in response to the human's entry from yesterday...
Dear Human,
In case you can't tell by the claw marks, it's Akira. Sorry (not) about using you as a scratching post last night when you came home from celebrating Cinco de Mayo another excuse to drink. How was I to know you were no longer wearing a shirt? And how dare you give Astrid love before giving me some. Maybe your new scars will remind you who loves you the most in this household. Now get your bitchass over to the litterbox and clean it out for me. I'm really tired of stepping in Astrid's "messes."
Sincerely,
Akira
In case you can't tell by the claw marks, it's Akira. Sorry (not) about using you as a scratching post last night when you came home from celebrating Cinco de Mayo another excuse to drink. How was I to know you were no longer wearing a shirt? And how dare you give Astrid love before giving me some. Maybe your new scars will remind you who loves you the most in this household. Now get your bitchass over to the litterbox and clean it out for me. I'm really tired of stepping in Astrid's "messes."
Sincerely,
Akira