I AM TYPING THIS FROM FIA5CO'S NEW HAMMOCK

[a9_shatter]

A WHOO, A HOO!!!!

PLS IGNORE ANY SPELLING MISAKES AS I AM IN A BRAND-NEW HAMMOCK, WHOSE VERY STUCTURE, I BELIEVE, IS VERY HIGHLY UNSTABLE.

IT IS THE HAMMOCK'S FAULT THAT I KEEP SPINNING LIKE A WASSOCK AND FALLING OUT. NOT ME. OR THE BEER. OR THE DOPE.

LUCKY FIA5CO'S GOT A WIRELESS KEYBOARD, HUH?

AHHHHH!!!!!!

*THUMP*

OW!

WE NEED SOME LIGHT GIRLS TO TEST OUT THE DURABILITY / SEXABILITY OF THE STRUCTURE.
BRING PADDING, POSSIBLY A HELMET.

OH, AND PLENTY OF LUBE!!!

;)

A9 SIGNING OFF

OW