Stupid Questions to Ask a Brit Who Has Been Uprooted to Hawaii
Dana:
Is it mysterious to see water originate from the ground (Hawaii) instead of from the sky (UK)?
Perfected the art of the Hula Dance yet?
Tan:
Is there some good mint sauce in Hawaii ? :O)
Jane:
Where did you get all those lovely facial scars: Footie? Shark wrangling? The gals you dated before Annie? An ancient Peruvian Coming-of-Age ritual?
Paty:
Single Malt, Pisco or Pali Punch?
What is the Tartan of your family?
Maria:
What is your favorite tropical drink?
Do you plan to make a sandman (sand snowman) on Christmas Day on the beach with your family?
Lea:
In recent photos, you always seem to have a water bottle with you. Whuzzup with that?
Erika:
If you could be the star in a re-make of any movie, which would it be?
Have you had trouble adjusting to driving on the opposite side of the street and opposite side of the car?
Mellz:
Is it hard to find good fish and chips in Hawaii?
Has it been easy to pick up on the Hawaiian Slang, and if so what words do you like to use the most?
Arlie:
Have you tried the POI? If so what did you think of it?
Most of your fans know you play the guitar and would love to see Desmond strumming on Charlie’s guitar in an epi of Lost. Do you sing also?
Dianne:
Which is your favourite breed of horse...Peruvian pasos perhaps?
Do you get the opportunity to go horse riding in Hawaii? If so do you get to ride along the beaches there?
Can you still get your favourite hair product in Hawaii?
Is your favourite TV show on in Hawaii? If so/not, what is it? (can't be the one you're in ;-))
Bonita:
Have you traded your kilt for a hula skirt?
Ever tried dancing the hula to the strains of the Bagpipe?
Claudia:
Have you taken up surfing now that you are in Hawaii? If so, have you met any Dharma sharks?
Was the recent earthquake your first? What was it like?
Which type of performances do you like to give best (comedy or drama)?
Janet:
Uprooted? Do you feel like a plant?
Flower or Palm tree?
Belletrixx:
Where would you go first if you had a chance to visit Russia: Moscow or St. Petersburg? (If you would need a personal guide - I’m ready =))
What is your personal motto?
Miss L:
Do you have any pets? If not, have you ever and what kind?
Mi:
It gets hot in Hawaii…do you ever wear your hair all the way in a ponytail, like Des does when he goes running?
You’re pretty relaxed for a Brit - has your true, Island-boy self been freed?
(submitted to HIC 19 Nov 2006 @ 1230 CST)