Advice for Public Restroom Usage:
When it comes to public restrooms, there are only two kinds of women in this world: Nesters and Hover Craft.
This post is addressed to those Hover Craft out there who are directionally impaired.
Here is your problem- Get ready for it:
You are too close to your target.
That's right: too close.
Here's the fix:
Stand on the toilet seat.
That way, you spray your own feet, leaving the seat dry for us Nesters.
There is only so much paper in public facilities with which to feather your nest.
This post is addressed to those Hover Craft out there who are directionally impaired.
Here is your problem- Get ready for it:
You are too close to your target.
That's right: too close.
Here's the fix:
Stand on the toilet seat.
That way, you spray your own feet, leaving the seat dry for us Nesters.
There is only so much paper in public facilities with which to feather your nest.