"I swear to fucking God I just had a fucking heart attack like, five minutes ago!"
Wanna know why?
BECAUSE TINTED FUCKING WINDOWS (Taylor Hanson's side project) AND HIT THE FUCKING LIGHTS ARE BOTH PLAYING AT BAMBOOZLE ON MAY 3rd!!!!!!!! Swear to GOD I just hyperventalated, had a heart attack, and almost DIED from excitement. SERIOUSLY. Oh, and the Jonas Brothers' new show that comes out on May 2nd at 8pm (you know, the night before Tinted Windows and HTL play at Bamboozle!!!!) was just advertised on my TV. I'm seriously thinking of waking up my mom to tell her all about it. She will probably shoot me though...
I WILL LEAVE HER A POST-IT NOTE ON THE BATHROOM MIRROR AND THEN CAUSE A RUKUS AND THEN SNEAK AWAY BEFORE SHE CATCHES ME AND SHE WILL READ IT AND THEN I WILL JUMP OUT OF THE SHADOWS AND DISCUSS IT WITH HER!!!!!!
Oh my God I'm so excited, there is NO FREAKING WAY I will be able to sleep right now, seriously. Like, no, you guys don't even know how fucking EXCITED I AM RIGHT NOW!!! I have to go to New Jersey for Bamboozle this year. Seriously. I don't care if I have to sell my soul or something to go. I will owe Paris my LIFE because I will have to convince her to go and Derek gets home May 1st BUT THIS IS AN ONCE IN A LIFETIME DEAL HERE!!!!! Oh my God, I know Derek isn't exactly the hugest Ashley fan ever but even HE would understand this. Besides, I won't take her his ENTIRE summer once we get back anyway (unless she wants me to of course, haha). Oh my God, the more I think about it, the more crazy I get and the faster my heart beats and the more I hyperventalate and the MORE EXCITED I GET and this is like, ulitmate money earning inspiration EVER. Seriously, my mom should just lie to me from now on with promises of Hanson/Tinted Windows and HTL/Jonas Brothers/HTL/HTL-ness for the rest of my life whenever she wants me to do something...assuming I don't have the internet and my phone continues to be gay, I would totally buy it cause this is the kind of shit I would waste my 11:11, 3:09, 7:05, shooting star, wishbone wishes on. Not that "I wish I were truly happy" or "An A on my math test" or even "I wish I were cooler" bullshit. I would wish for something as great as Tinted Windows and HTL playing at the same place on the same day. Seriously. This should come as no surprise to people really. I mean, really.
Oh, and if they play at the same time (figuring God would want to play that horrible of a joke on me, but I wouldn't complain, I'd get to rock out to Tinted Windows and go hunt down HTL later) I would HOPE that everyone would know me well enough to NOT ask which band I'd go see. Taylor Hanson trumps Nick Thompson ANY DAY.
(Yeah, I went there...
...but really, Taylor Hanson = #1
...and I don't remember if I'm even allowed to put Nick on my List.)
PS - the quote is on a voicemail I just left Sunny.
Since Alextude is the only person that answered his phone.
(Way to go Stiny, Sunny, and Kyle. Way to shoot down my dreams of being an overly excited idiot on the phone at like, 1 in the morning to you.)