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You have 2 new messages. Message 1, Sunday, 10:30 AM:
"Hey Dani, it's Shell. I was just calling to tell ya that we're leaving for church and I'm assuming you're still asleep. Just wanted to remind you that you're a really bad Christian and you should be ashamed of yourself. ("SHELL!!!" - Heidi, in background) Have a great day."
Message 2, Sunday, 10:32 AM:
"Hey Dani, it's Shell again. Heidi made me call you back to apologize... You're really not a bad Christian, just a bad person. I'll see you later."
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a1boldnspicy07: I thought of you and how you needed it
"Awww, look at us! Heidi's pink and preppy, Danielle's boisterous and exciting, and I'm an old lady that lives in my attic!" - Megan
"We're going down, down na na na na na na, and sugar we're going down swingin' - I'll be your number one with a bullet, a blah-dee-blah blah blah cock it and pull it..."
"So I get off the flight from hell, step outside and it's hot and humid as hell, get on the freeway and it's traffic from hell... Then I realize: I'm in HELL!" - Jeff Dunham, awesome comedian we saw Friday night
"Hey Dani, it's Shell. I was just calling to tell ya that we're leaving for church and I'm assuming you're still asleep. Just wanted to remind you that you're a really bad Christian and you should be ashamed of yourself. ("SHELL!!!" - Heidi, in background) Have a great day."
Message 2, Sunday, 10:32 AM:
"Hey Dani, it's Shell again. Heidi made me call you back to apologize... You're really not a bad Christian, just a bad person. I'll see you later."
Auto response from SOckr GRl cj: a1boldnspicy07: there was this advertisement for this body wash from Johnson's for adults
a1boldnspicy07: it has baby oil in it
a1boldnspicy07: I thought of you and how you needed it
"Awww, look at us! Heidi's pink and preppy, Danielle's boisterous and exciting, and I'm an old lady that lives in my attic!" - Megan
"We're going down, down na na na na na na, and sugar we're going down swingin' - I'll be your number one with a bullet, a blah-dee-blah blah blah cock it and pull it..."
"So I get off the flight from hell, step outside and it's hot and humid as hell, get on the freeway and it's traffic from hell... Then I realize: I'm in HELL!" - Jeff Dunham, awesome comedian we saw Friday night