I have those "Neighbors".

Sep 13, 2005 11:45

You know...like the ones from the movie. And I want them to suffer. I'm very close to going on a maniacal rampage. But because that would land me in jail, I'm asking all of you wonderful lj'ers to help me out. What can I do, legally, to fuck w/ these people...other than get them thrown out of their trailer?
These people kick the shit out of their dog almost daily while calling it a "sonofabitchbastard"...though I will be calling the cops as soon as it happens again. I'm hoping they'll get caught in the act.
These people fight all the time. And for some reason, 6am-8am seems to be the key time to have a fight. I think they are having a pre-Springer show fight. You know, which one of our cousins is on the show today?
They listen to loud music. Ok. I'm not old. And I don't mind it. It waking me up annoys me. But I could survive it if it weren't the dueling banjos or whatever the fuck it is they are playing right this minute. (lots of horrendous drum solos and keyboard..no real words...doesn't go at all w/ bluegrass)
So, help me. What can I do, legally, to drive them out of their minds? (OH law..county is Ross in case you need to know.)
Oh yeah, p.s. My dog got loose the other day. I think they destroyed her cord. They thought she would run away. She just waited at the back porch. (See, when their dog barks, mine is bigger, and she barks louder. Their dog annoys them. My dog makes them want to scratch their eyes out.)
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